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Slug Since: Apr, 2010
#1: Apr 22nd 2010 at 10:43:47 AM

Snail is stupid an here is reason why.

  • Snail hide in shell cause too scared to face slug.

  • Snail will die if shell is broken and not be slug.

  • Slug is powerful and strong.

  • Slug hate snail.

  • Snail is eaten by birds and slug is strong to fight bird.

Slug is clearly winner.

Penguin4Senate Since: Aug, 2009
#2: Apr 22nd 2010 at 10:44:54 AM

You aren't a bug. Get out of IJBM.

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#3: Apr 22nd 2010 at 10:50:47 AM

Now now, let's not have this again.

no one will notice that I changed this
Cider The Final ECW Champion from Not New York Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
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#4: Apr 22nd 2010 at 10:55:46 AM

Hard to argue with that, but what is slug going to do about Snail's shell?

Snail can repair its shell if damaged and has more hard body parts than slug. Does slug have teeth?

Modified Ura-nage, Torture Rack
SatanicHamster Moldova, never change. Since: Jan, 2001
Moldova, never change.
willyolio Since: Jan, 2001
#6: Apr 22nd 2010 at 11:09:36 AM

no, the nudibranch is the winner.

Catzalcoatl Bara fanboy from strawberry fields 4-ever Since: May, 2010
Bara fanboy
#8: Apr 22nd 2010 at 11:12:07 AM

Silly rabbit! Slugs are for 12 guages!

edited 22nd Apr '10 11:12:26 AM by Catzalcoatl

=^.^= . o O (derail by HoYay)
Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#9: Apr 22nd 2010 at 11:15:12 AM

@Mellon: Yes.

edited 22nd Apr '10 11:15:35 AM by Miijhal

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
Slug Since: Apr, 2010
#13: Apr 22nd 2010 at 11:53:27 AM

Human can grip snail and crush with shoe, but slug has slime to escape. Snail can not repair shell because dumb.

EgregiousEric from space (I am from space) Since: Jun, 2009
Slug Since: Apr, 2010
#15: Apr 22nd 2010 at 12:33:32 PM

Slug not need spit acid. Slug leave slime trail full of poinson to trick snail into dying.

Shadowtext Trickster God from the noosphere Since: Jan, 2001
Trickster God
#16: Apr 22nd 2010 at 12:38:44 PM

Sea cucumber was here. Snail and slug are both stupid. Can they throw up their internal organs? No. Stupid.

Electivirus Since: Jan, 2001
#17: Apr 22nd 2010 at 12:43:36 PM

Sea cucumber masturbates lolololol

Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#18: Apr 22nd 2010 at 1:32:37 PM

It has come to my attention that slug has deemed himself to be a superior mollusk. He is, I am sorry to say, quite ill informed. For you see, it is octopuses such as myself that are the one true master race. Both slug and snail are nothing more than sad, pathetic gastropods, who's existence is a testament to our dear Mother Nature's twisted sense of humor. Why, to even classify them as mollusks is an insult to Octopus kind! Even the horrid freak of a cephalopod that is the nautilus has a greater purpose than those disgusting piles of sludge.

Down with the stomach-foots! All glory to the eight-legged ones!

Yours truly,
Irving J. Cephalopod.

edited 22nd Apr '10 3:17:18 PM by Miijhal

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#19: Apr 22nd 2010 at 1:35:20 PM

Obligatory.

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MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#20: Apr 22nd 2010 at 1:58:00 PM

Um, excuse me? Snails CAN repair their shells. Please do some research.

krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#21: Apr 22nd 2010 at 3:29:40 PM

Snails are tasty! Trust me, I know.

Slugs are too, actually. C'mere you! EYEM GONNA EAT YA!

edited 22nd Apr '10 3:30:16 PM by krrackknut

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Swallow Since: Apr, 2010
#22: Apr 22nd 2010 at 3:35:40 PM

I must agree, slugs are far superior, both in taste and their lack of those pesky shells.

krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#23: Apr 22nd 2010 at 3:44:00 PM

Speaking of which, can I come to your nest, Swallow? There's some soup I want to make...

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Kayeka Since: Dec, 2009
#24: Apr 22nd 2010 at 3:46:25 PM

Anyone who dares to question the superiority of the slug will be slugged in the face.

Swallow Since: Apr, 2010
#25: Apr 22nd 2010 at 4:12:51 PM

I'm sorry Kkrackknut, I believe you are trying to "pull one over" on me, as they say.

edited 22nd Apr '10 4:12:59 PM by Swallow


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