Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
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"Leftover items still have value!"
Facing the consequences.
Output: A small clear package containing a small block of Astronaut Ice Cream.
Input: 1000 yen with sprite spilled on it.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Output: 1000 cranberries, Tests show similar chemical composition and taste to Sprite Cranberry.
Input: 25 yen, each with -1 drawn on it with a marker, Powered.
Former Human
Output: 25 grains of rice. Upon consumption, causes Cardiac Arrest.
Input:4000 yen, powered. Each coin has a drawing of a Clover
on it.
Edited by chianticat10 on Jan 2nd 2019 at 7:21:31 AM
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Not Sherlock Holmes
Output: Several pictures of [[DATA EXPUNGED]], made of sour licorice. A clover watermark was present on all of them.
”Why was Rainbow Dash doing that to a Power Ranger?” - Doctor Chimp
Input: 2019 yen, powered.
Edited by TalesofUnder on Jan 2nd 2019 at 4:30:12 AM
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Result: 2019 flashbang grenades, pins removed. D-5231 and Researcher [REDACTED] is now deaf and blind.
"Guess you could say the new year went off with a... Bang?" D-5231, Termination pending.
Input: 420 Yen, Powered.
Edited by Jaxfirebus on Jan 3rd 2019 at 7:39:57 AM
Output: A rolled cigarette of marijuana connected to an unknown electrical apparatus. When consumed, the subject ingesting the smoke receives approximately 300% the expected THC than expected from a normal marijuana cigarette.
Subject's Response: "Man, I'm sorry in pre-emption, but this is some shockingly good weed, man! (subject proceeds to giggle for the next 10 seconds.)
Input: 2521 Yen, powered.
I dare you.
Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Feb 13th 2019 at 1:14:42 PM
Output: A picture of [[DATA EXPUNGED]] causing a mass containment breach, [[REDACTED]] Employees and an unknown number of civilians died due to the Memetic Hazard before it was incinerated by a nearby MTF.
Input:1945 Yen, Powered.
Edited by vjoi on Sep 6th 2021 at 5:43:59 AM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
phylum: incertae sedis
Output: A small box with a radiation warning symbol on the outside, containing white powder identified to be Denatonium Benzoate. Powder emits a faint green glow, as well as large amounts of radioactivity. Label on the box reads "Nuke Powder: A flavour you'll never forget!".
Input: 2020 yen, powered.
Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?
Result: The SCP produced a candy shaped like a instance of COVID-19, along with other Candy versions of things memorable that happened that year.
Note: Been awhile since we last tested this, you guys must have been busy with 682
Input: 682 Yen and One US Dollar, Unpowered.
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
A PICKTURE!!!
output:A "Snack Food" of SCP-682 comes out. As well as a "Snack Food" Of the US.
Input: A picture of Noelle Holiday, powered.
Molly found a dead body.
Output: A package containing 8 small buckets each filled with a paint-like substance in different colors, 8 paintbrushes, and several thick sheets of papers with various "paint-by-numbers" style drawings depicting various objects and animals, though instead of numbers the buckets and drawings instead had various symbols, and all packaging and instructions was labeled in an unknown language. Each color of paint had a different scent and was reported to taste sweet and fruity.
Upon finishing one of the pictures with the included paint and paintbrushes, matching the symbols on the paper and buckets, the item depicted (in this case, a flower) would suddenly appear in the room, made out of what seemed to be some kind of gummy candy and colored similarly to the painting. A few more paintings were painted this way (a hamburger and a butterfly), both had similar results. Upon painting another picture by matching the wrong color to the wrong symbol, however, the candy object (a tree) would start moving after appearing and seemed hostile, however it was easily fought back against. After getting "killed", it would leak a strange-smelling substance from its wounds, similar in consistency to the paint used.
Input: 2101 yen, powered.
"Leftover items still have value!"