Buying Stuff from SCP-261

Output: Test denied. There is insufficient matter in the observable universe to produce that amount of yen.

Input: 893 yen, unpowered.

OUTPUT:Upon receiving the money, SCP-261 began oozing out a thick, brown substance, for nearly 3 hours before stopping. All material was gathered and stored for later testing. Upon feeding the substance to subject [REDACTED], subject noted that he thinks the substance might just be chocolate syrup. Subject was left alone for 5 hours, with no signs of pain, damage, or stress being caused by the substance, testing showed no signs of dangerous or hazardous material within the chocolate syrup. Further tests are currently being conducted to determine whether it is a name brand syrup, or SCP-261's own concoction.

INPUT:12, 1 yen coins. Status:Powered.

Output: One metal water bottle filled with steam.

Input: 381 yen. Powered.

edited 4th Mar '16 1:05:15 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny

OUTPUT: Two two-liter bottles of 'Mountain Jelly!'. Upon opening the bottle, it was observed that the contents were gelatin with a citrus taste. D-323 displayed annoyance at trying to scrape all the gelatin out of the bottle, which had to be cut open to allow easy access.

INPUT: 1001 1 yen coins. (Unpowered)

edited 4th Mar '16 1:09:39 PM by TrixiePixie

Result: The item dispensed resembled an I Pad 2, a device produced by the "Apple" company. All details up to the inner circuit board were found to be exactly identical to that of commercial brand Apple computers of the same make and model. Upon further inspection, however, the item and its components were revealed to consist of hard candy of varying consistency and texture which matched that of their regular counterparts. When D-class personnel were put to the task of consuming said candy, it was reported that all parts of the I Pad tasted like sweet, tart artificial pear flavoring.

Researcher Notes- "Well, that was odd."-Dr. Rivers

"Nobody noting how incredibly outdated second generation was?"- Dr. Callaghan

Input: 123 Yen

Status of SCP-261: unpowered

edited 4th Mar '16 1:59:20 PM by cake1

Output: A 12-oz semi-transparent can of brown liquid that smelled of high-quality dark chocolate. Text of an unknown pictographic format is printed around the sides. Testing indicated properties identical to those of the liquid produced by SCP-743. Output incinerated.

Input: 2198 yen, unpowered.

edited 5th Mar '16 2:08:22 AM by Ghostninja109

output: a bag of golf ball sized atomic fireballs with a sticker saying "new look pack coming soon"

input: five thousand twenty five thousand six hundred yen. powered

edited 5th Mar '16 5:35:01 PM by Alucart23

Not sure if you mean 5,025,600 yen, 525,600 yen, or 25,600 yen. I'm going with the third one since it seems the most feasible from an In-Universe perspective.

Output: 23 bags of colorful hard candies in various sizes, flavors and geometric shapes. Packaging text in Cumbric. Interiors of candies contained fruit-flavored liquid with flavor depending on shape and outer flavor. Flavors of both outer shells and liquids noted to be extremely rich.

Input: 12964 yen, powered.

Result: A can of fuel. The handle had traces of SCP-217 on it. "I'm not sure what to say about this..." - D-9342

Test: 3985 yen. Unpowered.

Result: One model steam train. When placed on a set of model railway tracks, the item was observed to move by itself, producing mint-scented smoke and making soft whistles. When taken off, all movement ceased. Upon closer examination, the item was shown to have moving parts and systems identical to a Union Pacific 3985 Challenger-type steam locomotive owned by Union Pacific Railroad, all made up of hard candy. Reported to taste like mint.

Test: 420133769 Yen. Powered.

Result: A bag of Dew and Weed-flavoured Doritos. Subject commented that they tasted "dank" and made him want to "noscope kids"

Input: 5918 yen. Unpowered.

result: a bag of instant GMK brand miniature Ghidorah feet, containing 6 feet.

input: 11000011 yen, unpowered

edited 25th Jun '16 2:01:31 PM by Alucart23

Result: A black package written in unknown language. Upon close up, the language's writing appears to be similar to Namekian and Korean. When opened, there is one bag of colorful herbs and 4 small packets of water. After putting one of each color of herb and liquid, the solution started to smell of an Unknown, but sweet aroma of an unknown variant of Raspberries, herbs, and one smell which described of "A Nice and Subtle smell of similar Cinnamon pies and a variant of Dragon Fruit." The subject drank and reportedly complained that he didn't like the taste, but all of the sudden, The subject went into a comatose state. 8 Hours later, Subject woke up to find his body, and all of his features are now green. Dr. **** accidentally shot the subject in the arm, but the bullet bounced like of like it was a block of concrete. Subject was Terminated. (Well after multiple attempts, destroying the subject with a nuke is the only way to terminate the subject.)

Input: 1,000,000,000 Yen, powered. With a note says Give me Uub please. I need him. - Agent Yutana (Yutana begs for a boy from the anime for a long time.)

edited 25th Jun '16 2:22:56 PM by selfKaiHarness

Output: 1000 hard candies of various flavors in the shape of the character spilled from SCP-261 without wrappers. All instances of the item thus far consumed have had unique flavors.

''There's a limit on payment for a reason" — Researcher Ventro

Input: 460 yen, unpowered.

edited 24th Jul '16 12:07:50 AM by Ghostninja109

Result: A small bag of candies, similar to jawbreakers, that change color every time they are picked up.

Input: 4096 yen, powered

Result: What originally appeared to be a gummy rat manufactured by Jelly Belly, carrying the name "Pet Rat Gummi Candy". Upon ingesting, test subject began to refer to himself as [REDACTED] and deliberately mispronounce every word. Subject promptly demanded green gardening gloves and a surgical scalpel, among other things. Contained as SCP-72314.

Test: 1000 yen, unpowered (Finally!)

(Side note: If you don't get the joke, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo)

edited 29th Dec '16 8:13:24 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny

Output: A 12-ounce pull-tab can, label in Cumbric transliterated into Cyrillic script. Nutrition information and ingredient list translated into gibberish. Item contained a pasty substance colored in various shades of green, blue, and purple that extruded itself from the opening upon use. Subject reported a "minty" flavor after consuming a small portion. Continued consumption induced visual, auditory, and tactile hallucinations of weather conditions in various locations. Subject's descriptions of locations were matched to parts of the British Isles where such conditions were ongoing. Approximately 3 oz. of substance remained and was confiscated for further testing.

Input: 1600 yen, unpowered.

edited 29th Dec '16 9:36:08 PM by Ghostninja109

Result: One copy of an alternate version of "The Things Doctor Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation." Notably, this one continued past entry 297.

Test: 2017 yen, unpowered.

(Happy New Year. I resolve to make the SCP forum games more active.)

Output: A large bag of small Pretzels, each shaped like a different number, from 0001 to 2017. Each of their Flavor is dependent on how the person views how that year was like.

Input: 500 Yen that was put through SCP-914 on Fine, Powered.

Output: A medium-sized box of small, pale green candy bits, labels in an unknown language. What is presumed to be an advertisement for similar candies in other colors is printed on the back of the container. Candies were noted to be flavorless upon consumption. A subject that consumed ██ of the candies was noted to have increased dexterity and hand-eye coordination. Effects diminished over the course of five hours. Remaining candies were confiscated and may be requisitioned for use on an as-needed basis for mission-critical tasks.

Input: 2099 yen, unpowered.

Output: A package of "High Quality Ramen" as the label says, produced by the "████████" Corperation, No records of this company producing this product is known. When given to a D-Class who then consumed the contents, They reported that it had the texture of Silk, and tasted somewhat like rich creamy chicken soup.

"Aw man, that sounds awesome!" -Dr ███

Input: 5 Yen-like Coins (the language is completely unknown) made out of an Alloy not typically found on earth, It was created by putting 1000 (one was used for testing) Yen through SCP-914 on Very Fine. testing on these coins show that they pose no health risks, but have the Anomalous properties of turning Water into Wine, which destroys the coin in the process.

Put those in there on Powered.

edited 12th Jan '17 10:05:38 PM by Jaxfirebus

Result: A small dog of unidetifiable breed was dispensed. Was not edible, does not age, is indisturctible, and "very cute". Immediatly ran and attached self to Doctor Toaster, since he apperently wanted a puppy. Now makes said reasercher have same powers. Somehow. Note saying " you give me what I wantex, I give you what you wanted." Note: Docter toaster put the money in the machine.

"PUPPIEEEEEEEES!!!!!" - DOCTER TOASTER!!!!

Scp consideration considered for both if dangerous testing not needed. Which in never. Reasons.

Test: same as previous, but for a different reasearcher.

Output: A small piece of orange gummy, when eaten, the subject explodes. A note was found with the gummy reading: YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG!

"Damn it, Dr.Halagey is dead. If she would have survived, we would have put her on Keter duty!"-Dr.Zurita

Input: 500 yen, and a note that contains a link to this song.

Powered

edited 10th Mar '17 2:50:06 PM by chianticat10

Result: A cake shaped like a boombox that plays Vertex 2 music.

Input: A nuclear bomb made out of Yen.

edited 11th Mar '17 1:30:12 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Result: Construct had to be disassembled prior to use with coins inserted individually. Room was evacuated and a D-class personnel was ordered to insert coins, which totaled approximately [REDACTED] yen. A small bag of bright red, orange, and yellow gummy candies in the shape of various hazard warning signs was dispensed. Testing showed low levels of radioactivity. Candies were stored in a lead-lined box for testing.

Input: 2398 yen, powered.