Ask Charlatan A Question

Go on. Ask me. Ask a question and it will be answered.

Whether the answer will be useful is another story entirely.

Will I get punched in the cock for asking a question?

Where did we come from?

Why are we here?

What's not the answer to this?

edited 18th Sep '10 11:28:24 PM by Tzetze

Will you hold me tight?

@Blackmoon: *cockpunch*

@Anonymous User:

We all came from a vagina (most of us, anyway, I think some of us were born in People Jars).

And we are here.

To melt.

SOME FACES.

-*bitchin' guitar solo*

@Tze Tze: 24.

@Pies: GLOMP. <3

edited 18th Sep '10 11:30:09 PM by Charlatan

MY dialogue sucks. Why can't i write better after a decade?

Does Hank Hill represent me well?

What question would I have to ask you to get you to tell me the proper method for achieving lasting, mutually beneficial world peace?

@Amarys:

You need some Kamen Rider with your decade.

@Anon:

The boy ain't right.

@Enlong:

"Why is Charlatan the sexiest man on the fora?"

edited 18th Sep '10 11:37:42 PM by Charlatan

What if we talked about having sex while talking about having sex while talking about the boy the dog the girl the boy the girl the tree the lumberjack fell while he had beans up his nose fell on while it had beans up its nose flirted with while she had beans up her nose hit on while he had beans up his nose hit while she had beans up her nose bit while it had beans up his nose that ran into the store the man the woman the monster Echidna bore while she had beans up her nose ate while it had beans up its nose fired while she had beans up her nose founded while we had beans up our noses while we had beans up our noses while we had beans up our noses while we had beans up our noses while we have beans up our noses?

Why is Charlatan the sexiest man on the fora?

@Solstace:

A PROBLEM HAS BEEN DETECTED AND CHARLATAN HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO YOUR BRAIN.

@Enlong:

Alright, you pass. Now then...*whispers unintelligibly and conspiratorially in Enlong's ear*

edited 18th Sep '10 11:39:27 PM by Charlatan

How many roads must a man walk down?

What Hanna-Barbera cartoon is the best?

@Krrack: 24 ERROR ERROR ERROR.

@Anon:

Johnny motherfucking Bravo SWAT KATS REPRESENT.

Krac K: 42.

i MEANT WAHT DON'T HURT ME AAAAGH!

Even better than the timeless, edgy, daring masterpiece Cow And Chicken, treated horribly by Cartoon Network due to its rebellious nature?

Oh, that's a Hanna-Barbera production? I musta forgot, been so long.

Ehhh, it's a tie. Cow And Chicken has bizarre characters, cheeky humor, and PORK BUTTS AND TATERS. SWAT Kats has felines flying an F-22 armed with every gun ever.

It evens out.

Am I going to be a virgin forever?

@Pies:

Nope. Bend over.

OOH OOH DO I GET SOME TOO

now that you've broken up with Zudak you slut

Yes.

Everyone gets some.

You. Zudak. God. Everyone.

I AM THE ALPHA IN YOUR OMEGA—

—THE BEGINNING IN YOUR END.

Who is the hottest cartoon girl?

...

I CAN ONLY PICK ONE?! ;____;