Why did you do this?! I can't stop playing!
Dave the Warrior is currently level 4 with some sweet silver armor.
I was going to go to bed at 2.
It is now 4.
I hope you're happy, you bastard.
In all seriousness, this game is Hella fun. I'll probably spend all day tomorrow unlocking classes or something.
One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -LandstanderRest in peace, Dave the Warrior. You were level 15 when you died, having participated slightly in killing Oryx. I shall always remember you.
Anyways, my new character, Brian the Wizard is now level 7.
I hate you OP. Now I'm addicted to unlocking a paladin but my knight won't stop dying. Short range classes are so frustrating.
Why doesn't my job's firewall block this! ...Why did I even check if it was blocked?! ...I am such a bad employee...
i. hear. a. sound.My characters are always named Gonadie. Wonder why.
Wandered around a dungeon accompanied by a bunch of people who called themselves things like Homo and whose tactics boiled down to "shoot it until it dies." They collected every bag of loot, and I hardly got any kills either, so I replayed that dungeon again to hopefully level up enough for another one. Then I got a bug that caused my character to constantly walk left, and I died horribly as I ran directly into a swarm of monsters.
Don't think I'll bother with that again.
That's Feo . . . He's a disgusting, mysoginistic, paedophilic asshat who moonlights as a shitty writer—Something AwfulWhy is there so much lag in an 8-bit game?!
Thankyou for bringing this wonderful game into my life. It's like old school Zelda, but multiplayer!
I have a podcast! I think that you should listen to it.hehe, if you think there's a lot of lag, play as necromancer and keep spamming your spell attack. There's a reason people call em lagromancers.
The Blood God's design consultant.It's quite fun to teleport into a crowd of 20s when you're in the single digits and leach exp.
One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -LandstanderI just tag along in a slightly higher-level dungeon for that.
Just as long as that dungeon isn't Abyss of Demons. Oy.
One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -LandstanderI like to use the place with the snakes for that. The spider dungeon is pretty decent, too, but I accidentally clipped into a huge nest of hatchlings and died.
This is my usual plan for a new character.
- Kill pirates, get pirate cave, obtain basic gear and hit level 5
- Start looking for red dots on minimap, kill monsters around there
- Enter dungeons at varying intervals for variety.
New character?! You've been playing for a day!
...And?
You see, there are two things. Character death is permanent. And I'm rather impatient.
One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -LandstanderAll... all I'm getting is music and a white screen. D:
^ :(
Also, abyss is ridiculously hard. I've only finished it once. The party was about 30+ with a decent number of lev 20s and about 5 priests. After the boss there were only 4 survivors. On the plus side, i got a lot of fancy new items. What? they don't need it anymore. Don't judge me!
The Blood God's design consultant.I'll only forgive you if you poured pirate rum on their graves.
My new fighter, Rav, is doing really well! He's at level 17 and he just cleared the undead dungeon, acquiring a sweet new helmet and sword.
And interestingly, it turns out the spider den is much easier solo.
edited 1st Nov '10 11:09:20 PM by Magus
Bumping!
It's now available on Steam, and yes, Steam accounts are compatible with the game site's account too. Got around to playing it, and got as far as a Lv. 16 Rogue.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.I am great at rogue. The ability to go invisible is second to none in survivability. Of course having to wait around hiding like a scared duck when the cooldown is up is hard.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.Okay, this game is crazy fun. I just want everyone to know that.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIDieing sucks however. And it's incredibly easy to get yourself killed
-Why don't I just teleport to the higher levels and pick up free high level lo— OH GOD MY ENTRAILS ARE EVERYWHERE!-
edited 21st Feb '12 6:53:12 PM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
http://www.realmofthemadgod.com/
I play a lev 20 priest with the high tier equipment. Unless facing the madgod 1v1, I think it is impossible for me to die.
What's the best class? Anyone know?
edited 31st Oct '10 11:31:30 PM by Carbonpillow
The Blood God's design consultant.