Kingdom Hearts

Hmm...

I wonder if Zexion grew because he managed to redevelop a heart during his time in the Org XIII.

...Looking at it, it's weird how polygonal the labcoat sleeves are. Xehanort's from first person and Ienzo's.

I know they didn't expect you to stare at it that intensely on 3DS but still.

Somebody could cut themselves on those creases. What the fuck kind of starch do they use?

edited 18th Mar '18 2:48:12 AM by unnoun

Starchness is the sleeve's true essence.

You're wrong!

The sleeve may be messy, and sometimes it may even get dirty. But I know that deep inside is a fabric that never gets stained!

   Kingdom Sleeves! Fill me with the power of S T A R C H N E S S ! !   

All worlds begin in starchness, and all so end. The yarn is no different.

You can tell when we’re starved for news, huh?

yep!

Or would it be "starched" for news?

delet this

I am a hypocrite and it makes me stronger.

A little late to the party, but those sleeves can turn iodine solution blackish-blue!

I really want Darth Vader in III and him to just appear out of nowhere like Sephy in II, leave, you fight some Stormtroopers, then you can find him as a Bonus Boss.

And I don't want him advertised - which probably won't happen because it's Star Wars.

Not advertising Star Wars is the most actual stupid thing you can do, even if it would be an amazing surprise.

I hate that Paul Marketing wants to eliminate surprises and joy from the world.

I would love Star Wars as the secret Brutal Bonus Level, with Vader/Palpatine/Kylo as the game's ultimate boss.

Dark Side Bois fo life.

I'd like Maul to be the one who shows up.

Jar jar shows up instead

And he's the most difficult boss in the game.

Not KH related, but when playing Battlefront II's Heroes vs Villains and the three Sith and my angsty son are chosen on the Dark Side my heart is warmed. My Dark Side Bois. That was my first match, in fact. Can't remember the Light Side team because Good Is Boring.

I think a simple Bonus Boss will suffice as an appetiser and then KH 4 or something can go further into SW material. But god, there's so much, even if you just take the films into account.

Crud, did I miss some shitposting?

Um... starchness within starchness. Nailed it.

I think not revealing the presence of Star Wars would still work out since III's hype train is self-sufficient. Besides, the internet's impeding implosion would be free advertising.

For a Bonus Boss, I want Darth Vader. Can't beat a classic like that.

edited 18th Mar '18 7:21:02 PM by Karxrida

If only you knew the power of the Starch Side!

Have you heard the Tragedy of Starch Xehanort the Wise?

General Misquoti! You are a mistaken one!

It's "Did". "Did you ever hear the tragedy".

...

I am a dork for being so into Prequel Memes.

Anyway:

No.

I though not. It's not a story the Keyblade Cleaners would tell you.

I'd settle for R 2 D 2 showing up

Artoo is the true mastermind... until BB-8 totally hijacked the plot revealing he was the real villain all along. Man, what an Ass Pull.

I think the χ-blade should've just been a canonized Ultima Weapon.

Better design, better name/pronunciation, etc.