Across Universes

Raidou: Yeah, lobsters. I have no idea how they're here either, but who's complaining.

-Drags the trap out-

So...who wants to try their hands at killing a lobster? And yeah, that's half the fun, Ozzy. When you win, it actually feels like a victory, ya know? Good thing they have infinite lives...probably woulda torn my hair out by now if they didn't.

edited 6th Nov '10 10:19:58 AM by Raidouthe21st

"Well In honestly I started flying one day. And I forgot how to get down. Its kind of embarassing. But I guess I instinctively figured out how to get down because I'm worried about the people here."

edited 6th Nov '10 10:21:22 AM by RhymeBeat

Ozzy: Infinite lives, that's always good. *She grins a bit, pausing the game for the time being to go greet those who have arrived while she was distracted trying to avoid a pixellated death*

They are here because we are to eat them. *smiles* But I'm a horrible cook...*looks over at Ozbourne*

"DS huh? I like games. But most importantly I'm starving."

She saw a tall Coconut Palm. She jumped in vain to get the coconuts.

edited 6th Nov '10 10:26:54 AM by RhymeBeat

Raidou: How...philosophical of you, Lem.

-Kicks the COCONUT STATUE he made, causing it to fall apart back into dozens of different coconuts-

Ozzy: I could cook up some lobsters. *She smiles faintly*

"There we go coconuts!"

She flew over to the pile.

"Does anyone have a clue how to open these things?"

Raidou: Opening? I just smash them against some rocks. And if we're gonna cook these lobsters, anybody got a pot? Or...huh. Maybe I could make one. What you guys got on ya?

-Is holding up a lobster by the tail as it tries to pinch him-

edited 6th Nov '10 10:33:30 AM by Raidouthe21st

She flew to 20 feet above the ground. She dropped the coconut. It split in two

"That solves that problem."

She looked at Raidou struggling with the lobster. "So its a lobster. I have an idea? Can you give me it for a second?"

edited 6th Nov '10 10:37:00 AM by RhymeBeat

Raidou: Um, sure.

-Tries to hand the writhing lobster to Rhyme Beat and succeeds-

edited 6th Nov '10 10:37:11 AM by Raidouthe21st

Ozzy: I don't have a pot or anything. Didn't think to raid the kitchen for cooking implements before going overboard.

She grabbed it around the gills. She started blowing wind at it. "It could take a while, but once this things completely dry it will be dead."

In the meantimes she'd put up with the pinching.

edited 6th Nov '10 10:40:35 AM by RhymeBeat

Raidou: No, I meant just hand me something that might vaguely resemble a pot and I might be able to make it into a pot.

...Wow. That's...a really damn smart way to kill a lobster.

edited 6th Nov '10 10:42:46 AM by Raidouthe21st

She missed the sarcasm, but she still realised.

"There's an easier way."

She grabbed it by the gills. It dropped dead.

Raidou:...Okay then. That'll do it, Rhyme Beat. Thanks!

...Screw it. Guess I could part with my treasure. Lemme see...aha! Maybe this will do it!

-Takes out a helmet and a cookbook-

>Combine VIKING HELMET and COOKBOOK

You manage to create a WAR COOKPOT...somehow. Seriously, how do those two even combine to form this shit?

edited 6th Nov '10 10:53:29 AM by Raidouthe21st

Ozzy: ... Cool.

Raidou: Comes with the perks of my old job, Ozzy. Among other things...lucky this combination worked out nicely instead of...yeah.

-Starts to boil some water in his War Cookpot with a fire he just made-

edited 6th Nov '10 10:54:49 AM by Raidouthe21st

"I'd be wise to stay away from the fire. Don't want to accidentally blow the thing out."

edited 6th Nov '10 10:57:20 AM by RhymeBeat

*Ozzy smiles, and sets to work with the cooking*

Raidou:...Oh...kay then...

-Slowly backs away from the fire and sits nearby and waits while Ozzy does her magic-

-Has changed into a more jungle like outfit-

I deem myself King/Queen of the Island!

Raidou: Naw, you can't be King/Queen. Not widdout a crown, at least.

-Holds up a gold crown with a smirk and places it on his head-

edited 6th Nov '10 11:07:12 AM by Raidouthe21st

". Wait a minute. It is my firm belief that the leader of any community should be elected by the will of the general public. I refuse to let this idland become a monarchy."

Of course she didn't stand a chance at getting elected regardless.

*Ozzy continues, after a while removing the lobster from the pot* All right, it's done. It would be better if I could serve it with some drawn butter, but it should be good for what I had.