Is that cake frosting?
I think I already mentioned somewhere: information absorption.
Whenever I touch a book written in some language that I know, I instantly learn all its contents.
Oh, the fun that I would have with such a power...
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
The ability to generate LEGO bricks of any types I want.
watching down on us
The ability to exercise as hard as I want and never get tired.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
The ability to fake death. It will be very useful.
The Fastest Man Alive
The ability to be almost right about everything.
Rawr!
Come play with us.
Being a universal translator.
Can only properly know three at a time can only change them once every 60 days.
Grin and tonic
The ability to know exactly how much money you are carrying.
The ability to know how many rats/cockroaches are within five feet of you.
edited 25th Apr '11 12:36:28 PM by MCE
My latest Trope page: Shapeshifting Failure
Immortality, but it only works for 30 seconds.
:)
The ability to surf the internet as a background task without interfering with other activities (only works for tvtropes, youtube, and other time-wasting entertainment.).
edited 25th Apr '11 5:44:54 PM by EdwardsGrizzly
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The ability to never get ninja'd unless it would be hilarious.
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
Michal Potato
Sound mimicry. Sound that is mimicked from a recorded source instinctively sounds "off". But hearing the sound live, and then mimicked results in a perfect copy that listeners enjoy more than the original.
Librarian. Druid, has miners as Ancestors.
Exists when you see him.
the power to forget the twist endings of tv shows and movies.
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
The ability to end existence.
But I can only do it once.
Indecisive pumpkin
flight, but only after I've fallen out of something.
‽‽‽‽ ^These are interrobangs. Love them. Learn them. Use them.
Grin and tonic
The Douglas Adams power, the ability to hear deadlines whooshing past and always know where your towel is.
My latest Trope page: Shapeshifting Failure
Sneering Imperialist
edited 26th Apr '11 10:38:43 AM by pagad
With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars.
Indecisive pumpkin
Two legs good, six legs bad!!
‽‽‽‽ ^These are interrobangs. Love them. Learn them. Use them.
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
The ability to painfully explode into a cloud of gore upon my death, splattering my would be killer with my blood. A lot of my blood.
Oh yeah, and reform a couple hours later.
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
Grin and tonic
What about worms?
edited 26th Apr '11 2:59:43 PM by MCE
My latest Trope page: Shapeshifting Failure
Sneering Imperialist
Worms are fine, they're generally under the ground and not bothersome.
With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars.
Bunny
The ability to teleport anywhere, but only if I am fully aroused.
More often than not, I would not be able to do so when I really needed to.
One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -Landstander
Flash Stepping
the devil you know
Increased learning speed, but with normal memory limitations.
@KSPAM What if your killer leaves with part of you.on him/her?
edited 27th Apr '11 6:41:21 AM by satannstuff
"Do you want me to make a speech or something?" - Traziun
Yakka Foob Mog
The ability to compel my enemies to dispatch me using sadistic, but easily foiled and unguarded, death traps coupled with the ability to conjure a gadget from any James Bond film as long as I am within ten yards of a vat of acid, industrial laser and/or angry shark.
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)
The ability to nuke everything within visual range.