Torrie Wilson and Sable vs Miss Jackie and Stacy Kiebler. Why three non wrestlers and has been were given a spot on the grandest stage of them all still puzzles me.
Torrie Wilson and Stacy Kiebler vs the Miller Light Cat Fight Girls would have made a good commercial. Now go film it you stupid beer execs and let us get back to the wrestling.
Triple H vs the Ultimate Warrior. The greatest, at least one of the greatest wrestlers to ever wrestle, but you knew Triple H would find a way to screw up what could have been a great match. Thanks Hunter.
Goldust and Rowdy Roddy Piper in a Backlot brawl. What the hell? Two adored wrestlers, on a wrestling pay per view, you know what will keep asses in their seats? Wrestling! So what do we get. A car chase? Wrestlemania, its in the name? I don't even remember who Stone Cold was wrestling but you should have left the camera over there.
Demolition vs Genichiro Tenryu and Koji Kitao. Demolition is widely and rightfully regarded as one of the greatest Tag Teams of all time. Those other two guys? They were around because Japanophiles wanted to see more Japanese wrestlers in the WWF. You know how fans complain about John Cena's problem with long term selling? Its probably from watching tapes of Japanese wrestlers because I kid you not 5 in 10 of them suck at selling moves. Remember when Yoshi Tatsu used to get booed in WWECW? That was just lingering backlash from this horrible match.
Jake Roberts vs Rick Martell in a blind fold match. You know something? If you want to have a blind fold match make sure one of the competitors isn't
blind folded. Good savior of mine this match was crap. NOTHING HAPPENED! NOTHING!
A match like this would put most companies out of business!
Andre The Giant Vs Big John Stud in a million dollar body slam contest. You know why this was a waste of time? Because everyone knew John wasn't strong enough to body slam Andre. NO ONE was strong enough to body slam Andre until H Oak
Hogan came around, and even he had to try multiple times before getting it right. Remember how boring Big Show and Mark Henry's body slam match was? Well at least they were capable of slamming each other so there was some tension on who would do it first.
The Gimmick Battle Royal. I love the Iron Sheik, but that was a toilet break of a match.
Big Boss Man vs the Undertaker, hell in a cell. Now I know, it really wasn't that as a wrestling match. But it wasn't very good either, especially with the high expectations set on the grandest stage of them all. But what really makes this so bad is that it was the big boss man and Undertaker at wrestlemania. Think about it. You could likely count the boss man's wins on one hand. Did anyone really expect him to end the Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak(no). Give Taker a challenge or don't put him on the card. Save Hell in the Cell for those worthy to step in it.
Triple H vs Shawn Michaels vs Chris Benoit in a triple threat match. This match was stupendous, possibly the greatest wrestlemania main event ever. Then Chris had to go and kill himself and now I can't bring myself to watch that match again.
And the worst of the worst is...
Bill Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar. Two of the most amazing professional wrestlers to ever put on a pair of tights. This match was a dream come true. A dream that quickly became a nightmare. Goodness it sucked. It sucked harder than every other match at wrestlemania before or after. Bill Goldberg and Brock Lesnar! How is that even possible? No one was injured, there was no screw job, no illness or honest mistakes, it was just lame. Didn't help that those New York bench seat bums were booing before the match even started, giving the wrestlers no inspiration to preform. Wrestlemania 20 was supposed to be the greatest Wrestle Mania ever! Because of this match alone!