Kagami Hiiragi, or Konata Izumi Mk II

Ooookay, let's not turn this thread into "Kagami Hiiragi Snuggling After Sex 2: Electric Boogaloo."

Considering that this thread came first, its the other thread that's a sequel.

It was initially based off of this thread anyway. Also, I may not be able to participate in the thread having the knowledge that the Hiiragi twins hate me.

Well, I'm deciding from this point on that this thread has nothing to do with that one.

Change of Pace by Edmond Dantes

Actually, wait right there, I can't take credit for this one. It was actually submitted to me by a Japanese businessman trying to set up shop in Australia. Sound weird already? It gets worse.

Tenchou clears his throat.

"GOOD MORNING SHOPPERS! WELCOME TO MY STORE! WE HAVE THE BEST JAPANESE IMPORTS IN ALL AUSTRIA!"

"Australia," a guy in a trilby hat corrects him

"AUSTRALIA! OOOHHH I CAN JUST FEEL THE HEAT! CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEEEELLLLL IIIIIIIITTTTT?!!!!!!!!!"

"Errr, ummm, well," the guy in the trilby hat shuffles his feet and looks around nervously, seeking a quick egress. Finding none, he just said "What my over-excited friend here is trying to say is that Techou-Rama is your number one stop for manga, anime, and video game imports, all straight from the source! That is to say, Japan. Though why they buggered to set up shop in Australia of all places is beyond me as we already get more anime than any of us wants and does he seriously expect us to learn Japanese for a bunch of cartoons?"

"WE HAVE COURSES FOR THAT TOO!"

The man in the trilby hat looked up cynically. "Yes, I guess he does. Anyway, here, I'll post the address and I'll let you guys come and see this man's fine selection for yourself (since I personally don't give a rat's ass)."

"Hey," Tenchou pulled the man in a trilby hat aside and asked "Who'se the Legendary Girl around here?"

"The what now?" the man in the trilby hat cocked his eyebrow.

"The Legendary Girl! You know, if she buys from you, your store is guaranteed to become successful!"

The man in the trilby hat again looked around nervously. "Well, ummm... I can't think of anyone like that. But my reviews are known to affect sales."

"Oh! Give my store a good review, then!"

"But I haven't even seen it!"

"GOTTA HAVE GUTS!" Tenchou said and ushered the man into the store.

The man in the trilby hat looked around and said "Well, this is nice... I think. Ummm... Everything is... well-arranged..." the man picked up a random manga volume. "The selection is good... I guess... oh, if only I knew Japanese. Why did I agree to this, again?..."

Later, when the man in the trilby got home, he said "Right, I have absolutely no idea how to review a store so I'll just put an obnoxious plug for it in one of my other videos. The problem is..." he looked at his backlog of games, all of which were domestic Australian releases, and said "... I didn't actually buy one, did I?"

End Story

Now how is that for expanding the cast of characters?

You put Edmond instead of Moe.

For some reason, "Edmond" just felt more natural that time.

Oh, okay then.

I'm Archive Binge'ing this thread for the first time, and just wanted to say that your mini-stories are pure awesome, Edmond.

I'm glad you kept the thread going, despite the initial adversity you apparenty had to deal with to do so.

I have to wonder what the initial adversity was. It seems so out of nowhere.

It came from the thread "Konata Izumi," which was a thread that was almost completely full of people bashing Edmond for no good reason.

^My god, KHSAS was literally forged from flame. No wonder people flamed it for not good reason. It must have just had some sort of aura.

???

Is there some curse on Kagami Hiragii threads or what?

Apparently it's a bad idea to name a thread after a Lucky Star character, yeah.

Solution: name it after a Kojika character.

Best idea I've heard all week.

Indeed. I see that in no way backfiring at all.

edited 24th Nov '10 1:42:54 PM by Metalhead467

Yeah, I think "Rin Kokonoe Snuggling After Sex" would go over much better.

She probably would though.

Snuggle after sex, that is.

edited 24th Nov '10 1:44:17 PM by DYRE

I totally would.

Let's go with "Sherlok Holms Suggnling after sux".

With the topic creator being Ben, with the first post being

You shouldn't have done that.

People bashed Edmond because they didn't like the thread. It eventually got locked. Edmond got permission to make another thread. Which led to this. Bashers were driven off by this.

edited 24th Nov '10 4:10:59 PM by Marioguy128

...Why couldn't Madrugada have just done that in KHSAS? ;__;

I'm not sure how that would change much. It's not like there was a flame war going on.

Because I didn't do anything to the deleted thread.

Will you all let us try to sort this out without keeping it stirred to a rolling boil? Please?

We're excited. This is the most exciting thing to happen ina week on this forum, for us.

I'll stop, at any rate.