Dark Helmet in Spaceballs, regarding the self-destruct cancellation button.
"How can you call this pink?"
"Easy. I can see through the eyes attached to my face."
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it."You always thought you could beat me, that I was never better than you."
"I am better than you."
x5 Yes.
Edited by Dictionaryman616 on Apr 17th 2024 at 12:11:48 PM
Obscure Reference: "It can sometimes knock out opponents with the shock created by breaching and crashing its big body onto the water."We're always the good guys. In D&D, we're lawful good, in City of Heroes, we're the heroes, in Grand Theft Auto... we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat."
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules. Continue." | My Wall"Without experience points, it's a wonder we can even wipe our own ass."
"Poyo!" "Okey!"Oh, go to hell, Larry! That's my walking group!
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 16th 2024 at 10:22:48 AM
"Ugh, now you're reminding me of my fourth-grade english teacher."
"Yeah, poetry can do that."
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."I need you to create a distraction so that I can have a sex change and move to Europe."
Kaito is an alien and he is kinda spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy!"So we’re fine… as long as no-one smokes this boat."
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs"There is no joy like that of an 11 year old boy hearing his straight dad accidentally tell an even straighter dad that he loves him"
Sandbox help wanted."The deep-space mobile battle station was an achievement on the order of any fashioned by the ancestral species that had unlocked the secret of hyperspace and opened the galaxy to exploration."
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia"Ah-ha-ha-ha! Don't tell me you don't know how to act around grown women, [Blank]! Hey, don't worry about it. Next time I ask ya for something, I'll show up as a lady bombshell for ya."
"FOR REAL?!?"(Difficulty: *) - This is the level where the boys become men. And where the girls become men. Everyone is a man now. But before you figure out the difficult solution, just do the normal one.
(Difficulty: *****) - Now that all of you have become men after solving this level the first time, I am giving anyone who is dissatisfied with their gender one more chance to swap it.
You can't even beach yourself off! You're gonna beach both of us off?!
Sublime!
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 17th 2024 at 1:10:26 AM
PLEASE tell me that game it sounds hilarious
"FOR REAL?!?"Not from the game itself, so you may be disappointed - it's from Key Of W's hint guide for Baba is You.
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableBarbie (2023), of course!
The only way to survive a deadly blaze is... oh heck, life's too short for fire safety. Let's go outside and pick wildflowers.
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.What did you even kiss? Did you suck my nose?
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Password: The black moon howls on all the same
"It still bothers me that they call us smugglers and pirates. We're humanitarian blockade runners, not druglords.""I know it's hard to imagine there was stuff that was worse. But there was."
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - CynthiaWhy the fuck would it be between that and Muhammad!?
Discombobulate."As long as you're willing to get yelled at, things have a way of working themselves out"
"FOR REAL?!?"“A finite universe means that, if you want to fill it with ice cream, you can do it.”
"You're looking at a beautiful young lady...who's in way over her head."
Kaito is an alien and he is kinda spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy!
I've always wanted to battle to win a "thuh".
"It still bothers me that they call us smugglers and pirates. We're humanitarian blockade runners, not druglords."