ITT: We Make Obscure References.

”Collision is a privilege, and I can revoke it at any time.”

Healthy one... what is this, and where did you get it? Is this a feat of your own creation?

It's a bit unbelievable. A... creature like you procuring something like this would be an amazing accomplishment for your species...

Ah, well, if it tells a good story then I won't question it too much~

You embarrassed yourself... in front of Derek Jeter.

x4 Good guess, but actually no.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 19th 2024 at 1:56:01 AM

"It's the most amazing thing in the universe...or the multiverse, if you believe in that theory."

"What's the point of going to school if I can just learn everything on the Internet?"

Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 19th 2024 at 11:40:34 PM

"Wait. I feel a dark presence coming from the ship."

"WHERE'S MY BABY?!"

"I lost it. Just lamped him one. They went and banned me didn't they. Went t'pub afterwards, had a few pints and moved on to the next chapter. I couldn't be mithered with it all anyway, you know what I mean? Can't be arsed."

x 4 The Other Guys?

Edited by InjusticeFalls on Mar 19th 2024 at 2:25:19 AM

"Kid? Well... If that's how you see me I think you'll blush a pretty pink when I kick your ass."

"Wow, that was worth precious gray matter." "FUCK"

"I don't know about you, but I would let her kill me at 79% any day of the week!"

Thank you Mega Man, Lan Hikari, Geo Stelar, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Goku for ranting on and exposing this IDIOT user.

Ugh, that is overtly sexual!

You're not talking to a got-dang petri dish, you're talking to a woman!

"Bullshit! You saw that!" "It bounced on you!"

I'm gonna get killed by a Christmas tree!

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 20th 2024 at 8:42:04 AM

Doctor Who

“Every year, men spend billions of dollars to look at catboys with little clothing on.”

HE SAID "A"!!! BRING OUT THE SPIRIT OF ST. LOUIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by coemedypink on Mar 21st 2024 at 12:14:26 AM

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the babel fish is a dead giveaway! It proves you exist, and so by that logic, you don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who then promptly disappears in a Puff of Logic.

"Oh, that was easy!" says Man, who then goes on to claim that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

Yep, and I'm pretty sure it's universal to all adaptations.

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Mar 21st 2024 at 10:48:06 AM

Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?

I don't remember which version of it but it's definitely Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I was looking at these photos of when I was a boot, I look so young... There's also something weird in my eye in each one... I can't figure out what it is."

"That's called Motivation. ...You don't have that anymore."

"You lock cars to keep people from getting in, not getting out."

please make the medicine stop shouting at me.

That's the euphoria of drowning you're experiencing.

"ATTENTION TROOPS, PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF!"

“We honor Cartos for giving us Christmas. He might have murdered millions and caused an apocalypse to pull it off, but it was worth it.”