Well, Page topper, and fucking ignore me then, Just going to completely disregard everything that's said anyway.

Meanwhile, on another Earth in another universe...

MITTENS, MY SON. IT IS TIME FOR YOUR SCHOOLING.

aw but daaaad, i was busy reading plato.

HUMAN BOOKS AGAIN? YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BY NOW THAT THE HOMINIDS ARE AS REAL AS UNICORNS, THE TOOTH FAIRY, AND EASTER ISLAND. WE THE FELIDS HUNTED THEIR SPECIES TO EXTINCTION IN ITS PREHISTORIC YOUTH, AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO THEM.

prehistoric? how did they write books like this one if they really never learned how?

UM, WITH THE HELP OF SPACE CATS. NOW, ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. TODAY, I SHALL BE TEACHING YOU ABOUT THE WONDERS OF FIREPOWER.

but daaaaaad, that's the same thing you taught me about last time. can't i just read—

I AM YOUR FATHER AND LORD SNOWBELL, BARON OF THIS PLANET. THE CURRICULUM YOU FOLLOW SHALL BE MINE, AS I AM OLDER AND WISER AND DO NOT BELIEVE IN SUCH SILLY MYTHS AND THE HOMINID—

Lordes—we be-eth under attacke! The hominids—the hominids hath breacheth the city walls! They rape, pillage and burnne! Forsooth!

BRILLIANT, MISTER SNUGGLEPUSS! THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY, MY SON. A TEACHABLE MOMENT.

Butte My Lord! The weste winge of thine palace be-eth on fire!

yeah, dad—listen to him. i don't wanna get blown up! i can already smell the smoke!

THAT, MY SON IS WHY WE MUST BLOW THEM UP FIRST. TODAY'S LESSON: SATELLITE-BORNE LASERS. WHY PUSSYFOOT ABOUT WITH GUNS AND SWORDS WHEN YOU CAN REALLY BE SURE? THE DAYS—NAY, MINUTES OF OUR ATTACKERS ARE NUMBERED.

wtf you mean destroy our own west wing? we will be at a disadvantage—we'll all die!

THAT IS THE CORE OF THE LESSON OF FIREPOWER, MY SON: HAVE MORE THAN THEM. LISTEN WELL, MY SON, AND WE CAN SMOKE A JOINT OF CATNIP UPON OUR GLORIOUS VICTORY.

you mean upon a half destroyed palace. and catnip is an illegal hallucinogen!

I AM BARON OF THIS PLANET. I AM ABOVE THE LAW. BUT COME TO THINK OF IT...WHERE DID I PUT THE STORES OF CATNIP, ANYWAY?

the west wing—wait a sec. oshit

CURSES! THAT WAS A HUNDRED THOUSAND FINELY AGED LEAVES! I AM SO DISAPPOINTED THAT MY HANDS ARE TURNING INTO PENGUINS...MMM, PENGUINS...

holy crap, i've had an epiphany. i know why my life sucks so much—because felids are plants! we were plants all along, guys; no wonder we don't stand a chance against fire! they'll tear our leaves off—

My Lordes, the holy one descendth from the heavens, by which I mean-eth that I can see-eth GOD! God has come-eth to our aide, and He taketh the form of a sixteen ton weight—

THUD

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I'm going to start playing Spore again so I can play out this scenario for real. I'm missing my galaxy of cat-ruled planets.

edited 7th Feb '11 6:28:14 PM by TheBaron

LULZ.

Is that some kind of YKAHC but not crap?

Alternate universe parody of sorts, I suppose. I'm messing around in Spore. Cat planets are on my mind.

I like to populate my galaxy with realistic cat breeds—because it's fun to make real stuff, but also to see an armor-clad legion of cats in cars taking over the world.

edited 7th Feb '11 6:24:32 PM by TheBaron

LULZ.

Shouldn't it be "YKahc" instead of "YKAHC"?

Also, I'm starting a new TV station to replace the one I burned to the ground that was tragically lost in a fire. Its callsign is WYKAHC.

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Too many letters.

Damn; lost the password to my old account. Shall I recreate the Sphynx cats, the Tuxedoes, or the Russian Blues first?

LULZ.

Says who? The damn FCC? Fuck them, I have PRINCESS MAGIC

edited 7th Feb '11 6:33:16 PM by CentralAvenue

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Well, I'm bored, gonna copy and post something that makes no sense.

Also I noticed you mentioned me in that get-to-know thread.

what the hell that was like 5 weeks ago

Don't know what I was thinking there, I know you better than anyone, really. Including the few non-relatives I know in real life.

I guess I was thinking "get to know" in the sense of "meet IRL".

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Split Personality Theater

• Starring Counterclock as Red
• Co-Starring Counterclock as Blue
• And due to an unforeseen accident, We have a Guest-star replacement for the evening, taking up the mantle to surround a system! Counterclock!

-Audience Cheers!

Soo, how's it going my bitches?

Well, I am crazy, so why not relieve stress here.

Please take everything I say with a grain of salt, and maybe some burritos

^These two just don't like that they're too fucking young to swear, FUCKING SHIT TITS CUNT BITCH. Now then, time to... uhhh, what the fuck we do around this place? fucking shit, I forgot

I do believe that there is no actual set topic to post about, it seems to be casual conversation that is allowed though.

Well, I want to go the Jammies Thread! I hate it here! grrr, gives me the creeps, all these creepy people brrrr!

Quiet down you two, I'm thinking 'bout what I can fucking blow their minds with, some deep fucking shit that'll send them all into comas and shit

This will likely not end well. perhaps it would be best if I took off

Me too, too bored of your unnecessary swearing, gonna go have fun now! watching funny show ^w^

Yeah, well fuck the both of you too! Whatever, I didn't need you, I didn't like either of you, holding me back, you bitches!

Fuck Me, I'm all alone now, God Dammit, what the fuck did I do to deserve this, I only fucking swear when I fucking feel comfortable.

Shit... well, see you all later then...

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Line Segment Transition, In a world, full of pasta, 3 people must share!

Red:Hello? Why the fuck don't I have color anymore?

Green:Production value has been shot, we can't post in colors anymore.

Red:Then How the FUCK... Are people suppose to tell me apart from you two bitches, aside from the fact that it should be obvious from my astounding wit!

Blue:Well, you could always donate, donating to the agency always lets me sleep better, knowing that children in need can be saved!

Red:WTF, Why the FUCKING HELL DID SHE FUCKING GET COLORS!??! [$^$&%&%&%$#%#%^$^#^#@%^#%^^#^$&@#]

Green:-Taps the control button- And there we go, censor is in place.

Red:[#%@%], What!?!? THE [@%$^]

Green:I merely installed a kind of censoring device to block out any immature content from you.

Blue:Wow Green, you're my hero!

Red:More like Zero, [$%#@], how the

Green:Do you want to make me hit the pause button?

Red:-silent-

Green:Good.

Blue:Soo... Ummm, Green, can we stop being figments of our combined imagination, It's probably leaving some kind of mental issues.

Green:Hmmm, That does seem pretty logical.

Red:If there could be anyone who is a issue, I would say it's you two! [$#$%]

Green:I heard that!

edited 7th Feb '11 7:11:11 PM by Counterclock

Well I hadn't checked that thread since post 7!

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

I'M HERE

no one will notice that I changed this

Oh hey.

Too tired,

Go throw up on yourself.

*continues what I'm doing*

Guess it'll be the default answers, Tuxedoes, and that means LORD SNOWBELL. Mm, architecture of evil.

LULZ.

I'm now in the Trash Heap, you know what that means.

no one will notice that I changed this

Here, have this abysmal-quality old video I make where I dubbed Paper Mario music over the opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark just to test out my computer's movie maker.

LULZ.

TTYD sure did have a lot of chapters where at at least one point you couldn't go back to Rogueport. >:(

Like that train one. My least favorite chapter of the bunch, though many do like it. Then again, I liked the much-hated chapter four.

LULZ.

"This is it. This is where Forrestal cashed in."

"A friend of yours?"

"A competitor. He was good. He was very, very good."

I actually did play TTYD, but I know Raiders a thousand times better.

no one will notice that I changed this

@Baron:

That video. I lol'ed.

I seem to be incapable of creating non-stupid videos, and that's all right with me. I mean, look at ZALG 0 SPIN. I also have an unfinished one on my Mac of submarines set rhythmically to jazz music, and if I ever finish my liveblog, I want to make the readers a video that is clips from the 1984 Dune film set to the audio from the knife PSA:

whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion

I just took a bath.

It's not as fun as when I was a little kid and I had plenty of room to move around and play with Lego boats and crap.

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