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Song of the day!

does #429 Song of the Day tomorrow.

I think we should return to gold standard!

-scatters gold coins eveywhere-

Dibs!

-scatters rubies and sapphires everywhere-

edited 18th May '18 3:31:57 PM by Ultimatum

Say, isn't bitcoin based on the gold standard?

Looks like Will is doing the Song of the Day tomorrow!

-scatters salt everywhere-

Ew. Salt.

What?! It's a good preservative!

(cut to a line of dead nuns in salt containers, all with huge holes in their chests)

And it's great for flavoring! (puts salt on salad)

These nuns had it coming. I have it specially made.

Oh hey there's shiny objects in here!

I didn't want salt. I wanted sulphur for...reasons.

I need one of the rubies and one of the sapphires for reasons.

The reasons either involve Pokemon games or Steven Universe.

Or perhaps neither and I'm just making some jewelry.

-gives you ruby and sapphire-

-steals sapphire-

You stole from Oz...big mistake.

no i stole the sapphire when it was in transit

You still stole something that belonged to Oz.

belonged to you at the time

now it belongs to me

You stole it after Marcen mentioned giving it to me, so whether it was still in his possession or in transit, it was stated to belong to me.

Therefore I shall.... hmm, to petrify you or to feed your ankles to Dusty?

I think... I'll feed your ankles to Dusty and then drink the rest of your blood myself.

-scatters pins everywhere-

Will is doing the Song of the Day today.

Oz? You can do it tommarah?

-takes away pins with vacuum cleaner-

Sure, I can do that.