I'm about to go
down down down down...
Part-Time Omen of Death
Dusty is doin me a cute today.
Stupid doomed timeline...
FUCK YEAH RUM!
Disasturbator
Negative, the rum is not all gone. Because I made a trip up to the local liquor store earlier today and got more.
Disasturbator
excuse me while I tickle these keys
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I have such a hardcore crush on the vocalist for Pale Waves. like my god.
How do I get my dog to stop attacking me
I've tried being friendly, and I've tried screaming that I have dominion over him and he must obey me, but it doesn't seem to work
Disasturbator
Do you mean like biting and growling?
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Part-Time Omen of Death
Dusty is being cute.
(In other news, water is wet.)
Stupid doomed timeline...
he also occasionally scratches me, but yes
I mean, he isn't trying to maul me or anything
Disasturbator
oh no you're going to turn into a Weredog
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Disasturbator
What happens if a were animal bites itself,does it become a Wherewere
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Song of the Day #306
Disasturbator
Don't be offensive to polar bears!
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...
im defensive towards bipolar pears
I'm bisexual.
Disasturbator
brb clubbing seals
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...
how could you
you made that seal cry
now i will never get my seal of approval
Part-Time Omen of Death
maybe he is just building a nightclub for the seals
Stupid doomed timeline...
Now who will sing "Kiss From A Rose"?
...
not me
roses are prickly
(and i have a bad singing voice)
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
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Not
Disasturbator
brb chasing cats
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QUICK
WHICH COFFEE
IMMA HAVE A CAPPUCCINO