The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

oops

I internally screamed too much and I think I may have accidentally a thing.

Oh no

Got a new COMPUTER

But turns out that after a not so small Windows update, the screen is all fucked up with a bunch of lines of white dots

So that is maybe not so lovely

In the words of the famous poet, knuckles the enchilada: oh no

oh my

My dad's girlfriend randomly called some strangers to tell them their names were in a book we have for sale.

WHO DOES THAT?

do you have any pez dispensers with the head of infamous mexican revolutionary pancho villa?

no but somewhere I have one with the head of famed cartoon baby Maggie Simpson.

do you know the muffin man?

Do you have any gramophones that play backmasked Reagan speeches?

no

no

do you have any threes?

why is someone taking pictures of our shop?

they're going to lift the shop thats why

They need to purchase items.

At least we're getting activity now, we had had no one in until like... little over an hour ago.

go fish

also helo

was working on removing tree limbs

You've made the King of Limbs very angry.

So now I'm playing a villain text game; I went through a mock interview for an internship

Interviewer: Now, I want you to tell me, in ten words or less; why should we hire you?

Me: -grabs her pen and stabs next interviewee-

Interviewer: Very good. Our Research and Development Division can make use of both pure and applied evil and we're pleased to see your resourcefulness.

I'm also only half human at this point, and I can breathe fire.

Aw, they were going to accept me into their program but they rescinded my invitation when I looked into them

so I walked into their office and killed two of their interviewers out of spite

yep, villain game

wait lol now they want me in again

edited 9th Dec '17 11:01:22 AM by RaimeNadalia

Oh hey someone purchased items.

are they a supervillain

Nah just a confused guy.

no

it was a marcen.

-turns in the Hulk, punches nuns and eats their corpses-

Is this what you want, God, you sick fuck?!

hey man God out of this

(thinks Ulti's sentence would make a great garden path sentence)

I accidentally a WORD

oh noes

Around an hour and a half (plus or minus a few minutes because of potential stragglers or whatever) and I'll be closing shop and can go home and hug a ket.