The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

what about becoming a tree

great

-picks up ozbourne statue, puts her in Ozmobile-

wait a second please

(No tree.)

-puts on sunglasses and picks up medusa and chains her onto the hood of the ozmobile-

k, ozbourne, now drive into the timestream

(er can a petrified person even drive?)

not with that attitude, no

(ok, tilt me to the right a little so my foot's on the gas and help me aim.)

...one second.

(puts stone limbs in trunk, complete with a slit in the back of the neck for a Hebrew translation of Oz's name)

Now, what's the address for Medusa?

(Ancient Greece, on whatever the name of the remote island she got banished to after her curse is.)

TOO LATE

-tilts Ozbourne, aims her at timestream, sends her driving into it-

okay, in approximately several minutes you should emerge as a super duper Medusa with super petrification powers who also has medusa's consciousness inside her head

you may or may not still be a statue, tho

Right!

(puts sticker that says "Ancient Greece" on package)

(takes to post office)

(OH MY GOD also yeah I am still a statue)

hm

william, how about I put you in the willmobile, chain a radar to it, and you drive it into a storm?

-stares at Ozbourne, shrugs-

edited 20th Nov '17 12:28:15 PM by RaimeNadalia

Wait what?

(is swiped before he can object)

hey, at least you aren't demetrios

I chained him to the Cagemobile and sent him driving into hollywood

wait how do you drive into a storm though

(but at least now I'm a statue... WITH SNAKE HAIR!)

(can I now un-petrify myself is the question.)

Depends on the storm. If it's a tornado, just aim for the funnel. If it's a hurricane, head for the wall of the eye. If it's a thunderstorm, you don't need to drive very far to find it. If it's a blizzard, you crash into every fucker from Massachusetts. If it's a tsunami, hit the beach. If it's a sharknado, go where the plot dictates.

...wait, why did I tell you this?

let us go, then

-places radar in passenger seat-

strap in bro

-drives towards tornado-

...this'll take a while, I suppose.

-cracks open window-

Anything you'd like to listen to in the meanwhile, Will?

I would say Pet Sounds, but I left the album at home!

(maybe you should be glad I am still a statue)

aw, don't worry ozbourne

-teleports her in car-

you can ride with us

...so, uh...

...ya'll seen Justice League yet?

(I have not. I almost never go to movies in the theater though)

What did I do? :S

Besides make another unexpected page topper. ^_^;;

edited 20th Nov '17 1:52:57 PM by Demetrios

Nothing. (:

anyway, hop in, we're driving to a tornado

Do I have to?