(shot of the Sea 8ooty [sic] sailing off into the sunset... with Ninja William hiding on the ship's aft... unzipping his pants to urinate into the sea)
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.should i cook food, y/n
Aye, ye 8est 8e cookin' some food, and wash it down with a swig o' rum! note
Stupid doomed timeline...-sets ship on fire and vanishes into black fog that wasn't there before-
you monster
New theme music also a boxSAVE THE RUM!
...er, I mean ginger ale
Stupid doomed timeline...wait a second ya'll got ginger ale?
-returns to boat and sucks fire back into lighter-
did...did someone say ginger ale
-pulls out cutlass-
surrender the ale, and you'll walk the plank!
...wait, i mean, or you'll walk the plank!
Yeah! *tosses everyone a ginger ale* It's yummy.
Stupid doomed timeline...jfc I think I just heard a kid screaming at the church over my fence
like, in genuine fear
there are a lot of cars over there though so people there probably took care of it
edited 19th Sep '17 4:05:29 PM by RaimeNadalia
Wtf what is with all the pee pole this morning?
I bet none of them are gonna purchase anything though. Also two of them are dealers in the shop.
Stupid doomed timeline...Huh some of them purchased things.
Stupid doomed timeline...A plague on both your horses. A plague a' both your horses!
New theme music also a boxThat's totally a legit quote from shakespeare
New theme music also a boxi dunno if i should believe you or not
abraham lincoln once said you shouldn't believe everything on the internet
That's just what a liar would say!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.But I am being most sincere!
New theme music also a boxJob's done!
ok so I come home from going to dinner with Dad after work (he surprised me with a trip to Wendy's. Was gud. Had a salad.) and a little gray KET comes up to me and I pick her up and she PURRS in my FACE.
PURR
IN
MY
FACE.
Stupid doomed timeline...
>goes to Wendy's
>doesn't have a Baconator
You're the captain!