The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

You know too much to let them have you, Deme. You're coming with us.

-kidnaps him-

See, I wouldn't have kidnapped Deme.

I would just petrify him.

I mean, I'd do that anyway but... yeah.

not if i have anything to say in the matter!

-dive bombs pastry in my winged imp form-

You can have my soul, Ulti

I wasn't using it anyway

"your rules are stupid, so that means I didn't break any rules"

-edit banned thread guy

dont bring edit banned up here man

might summon angry ghosts

oh right

i think not mentioning the name is fine tho

angry ghost you say

actually continue as you were

Edit Banned is interesting. Usually it's really mundane stuff like "your grammar is bad" or "you were using cloud to butt" or "you didn't indent right" and then you get some really... interesting cases.

I will still never forget the person who tried to appeal a roleplaying forum suspension by writing some kind of fanfic or something (that I sadly did not save before it got thumped).

@Pastry: What is it with you and taking me to conspiracy theory-ish places? Do you just go up to people and say "Now get in the bag or I'll stab you repeatedly!"?

or the person who tried to prove that sentient parrots were real

and so many people with "my sibling/roommate/neighbor/evil twin/fictional character did it, not me, I swear!"

well that pagetopped.

nah, Deme, more like this

edited 19th Aug '17 5:45:27 PM by PastryPerson

Which is harder to steal, a regular Deme or a petrified Deme?

I mean, petrified Deme can't fight back but is also considerably heavier.

Depends if people will see you petrify him or not

Well, I'm usually fairly obvious but I could always, say... give him a magic sandwich that will petrify him once he is done eating it.

Magic sandwiches are on marble rye, of course.

or at least the one from my dream one time was

Never really liked rye; don't see how it being made from marble would make it taste better either

I can't eat rocks; I'm not that good yet

edited 19th Aug '17 6:33:45 PM by PastryPerson

nah it is bread

just my brain decided that it would be a funny pun to have a sandwich on marble rye that turned you into a marble statue

my brain likes to make weird dreams

marble is bread?

You're just being aggravating on purpose now, aren't you?