The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

"i think you're confusing tumblr people with tumblr matter-of-fact, irritating people with headcanons"

was this not clear enough for you

this is gonna be my campaign slogan

edited 20th Oct '16 5:55:15 PM by golgothasArisen

Maybe it's because, in all honest Jay, you've been really pissing me off a lot after that bullshit on Skype.

>nothing. She Just Is.

no shes not

fight me

edited 20th Oct '16 5:55:39 PM by Ultimatum

I'm also confused by this headcanon, even though I haven't read homestucks that much.

And what the fuck does Tumblr matter-of-fact even mean?

oops I accidentally things

im just gonna go before things get too toasty

what if I told you I headcanon Eridan as genderfluid and he likes to wear pretty skirts in March

@ulti, cath ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง catch these fuking hands boi

edited 20th Oct '16 5:57:01 PM by Sedmikrasky

or they or she or xe or whatever pronouns

Chle is obviously a bhlh.

i would Respect that

because it does not affect me at all.

(ok so I like March Eridan and I feel like hell if Eridan wants to put on a skirt and tube top one month a year Eridan should be allowed to do so without being yelled at by essjaydubyas.

also why the fuck not it's not like trolls give a shit about gender for the most part anyway)

why did that pagetop

also

March Eridan >>>>> Regular Eridan

I have a few serious headcanons involving troll biology and anatomy but I probably shouldn't talk about them here.

It is so weird to me that I headcanon that when I usually don't even care about Eridan

I just get upset at people bashing March Eridan as transmisogynistic or whatever because "dude in a skirt" but these same people say that skirts should be unisex and I see it less as "let's laugh at the guy in a skirt" and more a mix of "Eridan's regular outfit is more ridiculous anyway" and "dude let Eridan wear whatever it's a cute outfit let's have fun maybe Eridan likes wearing a skirt and shit"

........yeah.

troll biology is weird

and Im not really in the mood to discuss such headcanons tonight

>then why are you still here

because I'm secretly about as stubborn as adric

dude you're always getting pissed off when someone doesn't share your point of view to the point that it irritates me even more than it does you

and i swear to god if you say you're "just kidding"

also things like this

edited 20th Oct '16 6:03:35 PM by StarBee

oh and the phrase was "tumblr matter of fact, irritating people" as in people who act like their ideas are facts aka fuck those people

also most of the rest of my Homestuck headcanons have nothing to do with gender identity and are stuff like "Dave has freckles" and "Jade doesn't shave her legs" and "Rose taught Kanaya how to knit".

kanaya knew how to make clothes before she met rose...?

maybe she just didnt knit idk

Then just say that and don't keep making it sound like all of Tumblr. Argument over, I'm not continuing this, get on your damn Skype because I just messaged you.

maybe I'm also as easily distracted as brah

yea ok I should stop

headcanon: eridan listens to smooth jazz because they're a FCUKING DORK