The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

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It looks so surreal to see Google Photos create a panorama of the same car in a parade. Yup, I took three photos of the same car, from different angles, and Google Photos automatically created this out of it.

It's a glitch in the Matrix!

Summer is not nice. Summer is terrifying.

I just sent a professor an email that's probably gonna depress the shit out of the poor lady.

I have no business feeling happy about it. My brain's just fucking retarded, and loves rewarding me for ruining my own life.

knowless

It's cold. This isn't summer weather. Dafuq?

@Trash: And once again, the weatherman was wrong.

I didn't do it!

er w8 may8e I did.

What the fuck do you call this frozen arse shit, Australia?

@Oz: I'm fairly certain you can't manipul8 the weather with mind control powers, and I don't think vampiric powers let you control it either.

@Trash: You call it American December. (da-dum-tsh!)

May8e I have powers you don't know a8out, William.

Well, even if you do, what business do you have manipulating the Australian weather? Last I checked, you didn't live there...

No, I don't live there.

8ut it would 8e fun to try and practice how far away any weather manipul8ion powers I might have would reach.

FLOWEEY

Somehow I think you're at the end of a route, Starbee...

You could say that.

And I got mew over here laughin at me while I do it

I'm going to a Christmas party. Urgh. Bah humbug.

I always thought TC would make a good scrooge...

trash, bad news: Keith Chegwin makes a voiced appearance in Shaun of the Dead.

There should be a reddit game (a la /r/ClickholeOrBuzzfeed) called /r/CirclejerkOrSubredditSimulator.

Edit: nevermind, it already exists. /r/JerkOrSim

Edit: nevermind, that sub is empty

edited 28th Nov '15 6:00:50 PM by SmartGirl333

OK, what holiday story person would I 8e then?

The Christmas Vampire? (Which might not even exist yet.)

You'd be Snoopy.

Except not really.

Aw. Do I at least get to do the dance?

Yes, you get to do the dance...