my current job
...whatever happened to just letting Oz go through the box and not following her?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Maid of Time
SORRY ENGIE, I ALSO PLACED A "NO FUCK YOU TO HELL AND YOUR MOTHER TOO YOU PIECE OF SHIT" ABILITY ON THE BOX BEFORE I SENT IT BACK
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Part-Time Omen of Death
SPIDERFRIENDS
OK I am gonna go clean my body, behave yourselves for a while. 
-summons box-
-sucks into black hole-
Boom, infinite loop.
Well, I don't recall seeing that there, so FUCKING FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER drive activated, box is massive, GG you're more fucked than I'm not finishing this sentence.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
[realizes his terrible mistake]
[banishes the box back to the Spiderverse where nobody can reach it]
[instead summons the God of the Spiderverse, Spidergod]
[puts Spidergod in a jar and gives the jar to Ozzy]
edited 21st Sep '15 2:54:21 PM by SolipSchism
OH MY GOG
I LEAVE YOU GUYS FOR A FEW MINUTES TO FINISH UP SOME HOMEWORK, AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO?!
Maid of Time
TOO LATE, PASTRY ALREADY CHUNKED IT INTO A BLACK HOLE
KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN
/ME HIGHFIVES PASTRY IN THE FACE
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Maid of Time
OH GOD
ITS SPIDERGOD
HES EVEN WORSE THAN SPIDERMOM
/ME COWERS IN FEAR
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
my current job
He types in allcaps. He really is Karkat!
Thisthreadisawesome.
edited 21st Sep '15 2:56:58 PM by StarBee
Brah, ve's in a jar
Ve can't hurt you
I mean hypothetically if ve decided to smite us, or, idk, create a new Spiderverse, then maybe ve could
But what are the odds
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
"TURN TO SIDE B AND INSERT TO FUCKING BOX"
- Explosive Fighter Patton
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
YES I AM STARKAT NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT.
Part-Time Omen of Death
::::o
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::::D
Stupid doomed timeline...
Something something smithy
-begins summoning the box.-
Something something Arena.
my current job
Solip, you sure you want to say that?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Also Brah stop imposing binary gender roles and norms on Spidergod
Vis nonbinary identity is just as valid as yours
YOU HUSH WILLIE
I AM THE SPIDERMANCER, NOT YOU
I KNOW WHAT TRAGICALLY CLICHEED LINES WILL BRING SPIDERTASTROPHE UPON US ALL, AND WHICH ONES ARE ACCEPTABLE
BASICALLY WHAT I'M SAYING IS
TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
edited 21st Sep '15 3:00:49 PM by SolipSchism
haha, zing!
edited 21st Sep '15 3:01:18 PM by StarBee
Part-Time Omen of Death
Hey leave the Spidergod alone.
The Spidergod is our spiderfriend.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Maid of Time
/ME COWERS IN FEAR
ALSO I DIDNT KNOW VE WAS NONBINARY GOG GIMME A BREAK
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Something something smithy
-the box appears in my hand after the summoning.-
:3
Something something Arena.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!
edited 21st Sep '15 2:53:14 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!