I know. Why would one hate cats? What did they ever do to you? I mean, apart from cause problems for the local wildlife in some areas, but still...
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Part-Time Omen of Death
The worst thing a cat has done to me is scratch my arm with little sharp claws and 8ite my ankle with little sharp teeth.
All the snuggles and purrs and soft mews and cuteness more than make up for it. 
Cats are terrible, and that's all. Do I really need to give reasoning or anything, it's not like I'm biased. Cats suck, dawg, and that's all you need to know. Educating the ignorant, my sole duty.
Disasturbator
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Education by not actually stating any information?
That's a new thing to me.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Bacon, pls. Don't bring your "sense" in here. We don't like that around here.
Speak for yourself.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Part-Time Omen of Death
Nope sorry, cats rule and you drool.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Don't you understand, Bacon. We are one, and we have been since the beginning. A giant hive mind dedicated to non-sense.
And it's amazing.
Taking shit in a trash can seriously? Ah, kek.
I've been here longer than you have, and I know people here know cats are awesome.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Part-Time Omen of Death
You shouldn't take a shit in a trash can, the janitor will not 8e happy.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Disasturbator
at least it's not on fire
New theme music also a box
But a trash can is such a convenient place to take a shit when you need to take a shit and can't find an actual shit-taking-place.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Disasturbator
rule one of the trashcan....
New theme music also a box
Part-Time Omen of Death
Ew.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Hey, it's not illegal unless you get caught doing it, and then it probably only amounts to "indecent exposure".
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Part-Time Omen of Death
Illegal may8e not. Smelly and messy, though........
Stupid doomed timeline...
Eh, just hope it gets dumped without some moron looking through the trash.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Part-Time Omen of Death
Ewwww. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Something something smithy
That would be a pretty crappy way to discover that act...
Something something Arena.
So, who's got a camera?
This is how the black plague starts.
I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
Alternatively, cyborg conversions for everyone. Now nobody has to shit anymore because efficiency.
The only flaws with that plan are that some people are technophobic shitheads, and corporate businessmen just want to make money.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Plenty of folks wanna make life hard for people
edited 3rd Jun '15 2:15:05 PM by Waywardkingdomsoldier
No one else was in the room where it happened
dizzy
MATT DAMON
simple as
Yeah.
I mean it's one thing to not want to 8e around cats 8ecause you're allergic or something 8ut to outright h8 them? ::::(
Stupid doomed timeline...