Tropers control my Alter Ego's life!

Yeah this is Exactly What It Says on the Tin. I play this and you tropers decide what my alter ego does. So only things decided is my gender male, and did the personality quiz so who wants to do this?

I'm in.

I need one or more people then we can begin!

You know what, Let's start anyway. We are being born and we can come out fighting or peacefully which one do we do?

Peacefully, no need to make birth difficult.

Fight. Otherwise, they're probably going to think you're dead.

edited 3rd Mar '10 1:09:28 AM by Daionusthe23rd

Wait first decision and we're tied! Yeesh this is going to be fun...

Like they are not going to notice you're alive because you're calm.

Peacefully!

Hey! You already voted once!

Yes. Yes he did. So... Still tied!

I'm not voting I'm debating.

Ah. Well, my argument is that I am going by text/choose-your-own-adventure standards, where there is Everything Trying to Kill You, including doctors who mistake you for being stillborn.

edited 3rd Mar '10 3:27:52 PM by Daionusthe23rd

Well I'm going by the argument that if he struggles too hard maybe the'll be complications and he and the mom will die.

I do not die either way I tried so...

Alright then for the cause lets kick our way out of the warm place.

Okay I picked the option and it says this

You may be a fighter, but your mom wants you out with more energy than you have to stay in. You will find that anything of value in life is worth fighting for. This fight ends in a draw — you are evicted, but your mom is pooped.

Soon you meet her and snuggle up nice and close. All is forgiven — for now. Get ready to be born in a flurry of waving arms, screams, and a slap on the bottom.

Happy Birthday, and welcome to the world. From now on, life will begin to change rapidly. You will have to learn to accept responsibility, build up your resources, and manage yourself physically and emotionally.

The events that transpire over the course of the next few days include:

You develop a mild respiratory infection that causes some concern, but no later problems. You develop an allergy to milk and have to be given special formula. The doctors note that your breathing is a bit irregular and suggest special monitoring equipment to avoid serious problems.

So I do the quiz and be ready for our next question!

So how does this work exactly?

There are situations and there are multiple options and you pick a option.

Hmmm, this looks like an interesting game. Ooo, I wonder what this option doe-

He opens the door on your side. You turn to run away. He catches you and drags you into the car. You are kidnapped, tortured and eventually killed. This game is over.

What.

... Lets try to avoid that.

Please.

Corrupt Dropbear! You ruined it all I wanted them to not know what any decision leads to! Should I say what leads to that?

I played two "lives" on this after seeing this thread. That was how the first ended.

Tropers are prone to die by torture in the hands of pedophiles?

edited 4th Mar '10 8:44:29 AM by daltar

A. You guys suck! B. How did life 2 end Shay Guy?

A heart attack or something while going for a walk as an old lady.