-the scanner explodes, killing millions-
-Nah actually you get a pretty detailed report on Kyo and her physiology-
-Her body is *mostly* human on the outside, but her reptilian features and the fact that she has what is essentially a nuclear power plant inside her body give away that she's not exactly normal, if you couldn't tell by looking at her-
-her brain is completely human in every way, however, which is a bit odd-
Military Grade Shitposter
???: ...now that's weird...
-The blue light disappears-
???: HEY! DOWN HERE!
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Kyo: Hm? -looks down- Oh, hey! Whoa, are you an astronaut or something?
Military Grade Shitposter
???: That's... a very long story, but yeah.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Kyo: Ah. Well, I'm a...
...I'll just call myself a lady Godzilla, I think that's the simplest explanation. >.>
Military Grade Shitposter
???: A lady... what?
-cocks helmet-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Kyo: Oh, well... he's this big reptilian monster that lives in the ocean and can shoot lasers out of his mouth. The difference is that unlike him, I'm still all human up here. -pokes her forehead-
Military Grade Shitposter
???: Huh. He must be pretty dangerous.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Kyo: Very much so. And he's not the only being of his kind, either. That's why I fight them - to protect humanity.
Military Grade Shitposter
???: Quite a noble goal. Remind me not to piss you off. 
Kyo: -laughs- Don't worry, I'm pretty chill.
Military Grade Shitposter
???: But your body temperature's incredibly... oh, right, disposition. Humans...
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Kyo: Oh, have you been checking out my body?
...I probably could've phrased that better.
Military Grade Shitposter
???: You... probably could have, yeah.
I scanned you. Haven't seen anything like you before!
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Kyo: Oh, that's fair. To be honest, sometimes even I find it odd that beings like me exist.
Kyo: Oh, that's fair. To be honest, sometimes even I find it odd that beings like me exist.
Military Grade Shitposter
???: Probably the fact you've got a human brain in a... Godzilla body.
A disconnect of some type?
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Kyo: Oh, definitely. Believe it or not, I used to be a normal human. But one day, I got in this accident with all this nuclear waste and this weird... stuff in the ocean, and Bam! I'm like this.
Military Grade Shitposter
???: Man. That's... sudden. Finding out you've got a new life, and it's nothing like your old one.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Kyo: Yeah, it took a while to get used to. Honestly, I still don't know if I'm really "used" to it... but I've been like this for so long, it's honestly hard for me to imagine going back to "normal" at this point,.. weird, huh?
Military Grade Shitposter
???: I know the feeling, yeah.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Kyo: Oh? Did you go through some kind of transformation, too?
Military Grade Shitposter
???: ...Sort of.
It's a long story.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Kyo: Oooooh.
By the way, my name's Kyo. What's your name?
-The spaceman stares up at Kyo for a few seconds-
-Then a blue light glows out of his helmet as he instinctively scans her-
-What it returns is primarily due to the whims of fate... and also Kyo's player-
-"Nothing" is an option-
edited 16th Oct '17 8:30:45 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."