ITT: We are our avatars.

Shane: Up to you of course.

-Leaves the store a few minutes after the items leave-

Risky: Well, I did just get a BS in psychology, so I could certainly give it a try.

Shane: You did?

Risky: Technically yeah, I did. Sure wasn't easy, lemme tell yah.

Shane: Technically?

Risky: Risky Kanzaki got into college early. And Dr. Parton's been helping me with my studies in-between all the work for her labs. >.>

Shane: Right, the original. Alright, how do you feel about doing light counseling?

Risky: I'd say I'm totally interested, sir.

If you want someone to work full-time, Kanazaki could use the practical experience.

Shane: Oh?

Risky: She's just finishing up college, and it's harder getting people to take a seventeen year-old with a bachelor's in psychology seriously than I thought. ._.

Shane: I know you all have a hive mond setup, but can you describe her a bit for me?

Risky: She looks like me but is nowhere near as cool as I am, she has a tiny lil' scar on her forehead that you can barely see, and she's been the one who wanted to look more into how people think so she could unravel how it is we actually have this whole "one person yet many" thing going down.

And she likes rabbits a lot. She gave me this during our monthly swap meet.

-Holds up the rabbit cellphone strap attached to her bag-

Shane: I see.

Does she already know about today?

Risky: We all got your call, sir~!

Shane: Okay, though I bought you all this stuff and I feel really bad even thinking of hiring someone else.

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Risky: Hey Shane. Don't worry. It's still me no matter how you slice it or us.

'Sides, it could take her a while to even get here. Multiversal traffic's practically murder right about now.

Shane: ...Tell you what. Keep the stuff. I'll buy more.

Risky: Awww, you absolutely sure about that sir?

Shane: Yeah. I'm not gonna buy you stuff and then take it away.

I'll go back in and get the items again. I'd really appreciate if I can meet her there.

Risky: Gotcha, sir!

And don't worry. I promise I'll put every cent's worth of this stuff to tip-top awesome use.

Shane: Okay.

-Heads back in and starts getting identical items-

Risky:-Dashes off for a moment-

Shane: -Keeps shopping, getting a few supplies for himself-

Starchild: Oh, not a lot. Just doing planet stuff, mostly.

Hrodland: Hm? Like what?