Cool Dude
Asagi: Gahhhhhhhh! Too much cheese! >_<
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Aurora. ~gets up and follows Asagi~
"...oh. Right. Forgot that the cheese is stacked really high in that chamber. My bad." >->
Real Wild Child
Inn
Roxie (re:Zeke): Ahh, right... So, how's your, uh, mastery of it comin' along?
Throne Room
Tira (re:Mitch): ... Yeah, well... I think I see where you're going to. So long as the people learn their lesson...
(she looks over at what happened to Asagi and gets startled) Whoa! What's the deal with all that cheese anyway? Was there like, a dairy sorcerer that made all that cheese or something?
edited 2nd Aug '14 5:20:35 PM by AndyLA
One Nation Under WiFi
Cool Dude
Asagi:-Sticks hand out of the pile lying on top of her-
Thanks fer the heads up...
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A stick is a terrible thing to wield
Zeke: @Roxie "Interestingly. Had a curious experience using it on myself yesterday."
Ah, I can teach you the tricks of the trade. The tricky trades. I'm a trick trader, trading tricks and tricking...what was I talking about?
Aurora: "Hey, at least you avoided the poisonous bear trap." 
"...which, i should clarify, is a trap made out of poisonous bears, not a bear trap that is poisonous." <.<
"Anyway, stand aside, okay?"
Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: -to everyone- I think I might be able to download an Incinerate program for my Omni-Tool.
It only fires in balls, though.
...And burning cheese is probably gonna smell worse.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Cool Dude
Asagi: Kay...
-Somehow manages to crawl way out from under the cheese pile-
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Real Wild Child
Inn
Roxie (re:Zeke): Really? How'd it go?
Throne Room
Tira: Poisonous bears?! O_O
(re:Mitch) What about just vaporizing everything then?
(sniffs at Asagi) Ooooh-whee! No offense, but you might wanna bathe when we're done here.
One Nation Under WiFi
(@Mitch)Aurora: "I will manage, I think." 
~steps in fron of the Door and pokes her head into the cheese storage chamber~
TOOR! STRUN! UNSLAAD!!!
~slams the door shut immediately after a massive blast of fire escapes her mouth~
"...this might take a while." <.<
Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: -to Tira- It's going to get worse before it gets better, period.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Cool Dude
Asagi: Yeah, I think I will. >_<
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A stick is a terrible thing to wield
Zeke: @Roxie "Again, interestingly. I just felt...at ease. More peaceful than I think I've ever been, save for one time I fractured my ankle in a training mishap and I was prescribed a lot of sedatives."
Ah, I can teach you the tricks of the trade. The tricky trades. I'm a trick trader, trading tricks and tricking...what was I talking about?
(@Mitch, Asagi, Imca, Tira)Aurora: "So, who's hungry?"
Real Wild Child
Inn
Roxie (re:Zeke): ...Ah, well, I'd say that's pretty peaceful. Hehehe. ^^'
Throne Room.
Tira: Whoa. The Queen's more badass than I thought.
(re:Mitch) Uh... Yeah, I see.
(she quickly and eagerly raises her hand at Aurora's question)
One Nation Under WiFi
Cool Dude
Asagi: I am, but I also feel grimy. >_<
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Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: ...
Maybe me. Provided we move far away from this spot.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
(@Tira)Aurora: "Thank you for your kind words, Citizen."
(@Asagi)Aurora: "Seventh door on the right. Kick the lower part of the door before pressing the handle."
(@Mitch+Tira)Aurora: "Oh, don't worry. Let me show you the kitchen."
~starts walking~
edited 2nd Aug '14 5:37:38 PM by LeChuck4
Akuma Shogun
Marcia: @Aurora: Sure. I could use a bite to eat.
(Marcia follows Aurora.)
A stick is a terrible thing to wield
Zeke: @Roxie "Yep! Though one passage in that book got me thinking. Apparently, the spell is supposed to suppress someone's fighting instincts, but something from my fight with that one mage we ran into makes me think otherwise..."
Ah, I can teach you the tricks of the trade. The tricky trades. I'm a trick trader, trading tricks and tricking...what was I talking about?
Cool Dude
Asagi: Thanks. >_<
-Goes to do that-
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Real Wild Child
Throne Room
Tira (re:Asagi): I'll save some for ya, OK?
(follows the Queen to the kitchen)
Inn
Roxie (re:Zeke): You mean the necrophile guy? What's that got to do?
One Nation Under WiFi
-Gespenst sits down on a bench in Windhelm and looks at the sky-
Aurora: ~enters the kitchen, which is currently manned by a bunch of Breton and Orc cooks, who immediately kneel upon seeing Aurora enter~
"Urgrash, we have guests. Please make the best Horker Stew you can, alright?" 
~one of the orcs nods and the cooks get to work~
(@Group)Aurora: "Please, have a seat~"
~motions to the rather small kitchen dining table, then sits down herself~
"And if you want anything specific, feel free to ask." 
Bath
~right behind the door Asagi finds a rather fancy bath, made from expensive-looking marble and decorated with gold, silver and Dragonbones~
~...there is also a massive blade hanging right above the door, looking like it is about to swing down on anyone who enters~
~Asagi pulls the door open, and it immediately met with a comically large avalanche of stinky cheese pouring out of the door like Spaghetti out of Ghost Guy's pants~
Aurora: "Uh... sure, I guess."
edited 2nd Aug '14 5:13:42 PM by LeChuck4