Kill Yourself in 25 Posts...

Here be the rules:

• This is a hypothetical game. Do Not Kill Yourself For Real!  
  ^Seriously...
• You are not allowed to post within two posts of your last post, meaning you have to let two other people post before you post again. If you find yourself breaking this rule, edit your post back to Post 1.
• Self Termination must be achieved on you're 25th post, No More, No Less.
• You are allowed to take damage in any way you please.
• Standard operating procedure goes:
  • Post 1: Gouge out right eye with awl. Actually put down your post number.
  • Repeat until you hit Post 25
• You lose if someone else hits Post 25 before you do. Then the game starts over.
• Have fun!

People Who Have So Far Died:

Aondeug, Wicked223, Pentadragon  ^*

edited 11th Oct '09 6:50:53 PM by Sand Josieph

Post 1: Stab myself in eyes with pens.

edited 20th Sep '09 8:49:13 PM by TropeKira

Actually, I was referring to your own individual posts as being marked from 1 to 25.

Post 1: Ingest tapeworm.

1. Douse myself in a petroleum and water mixture

1. Use BASEBALL BAT on BEEHIVE.

1. Eat sandwich.

2. Hollow out left eye socket with a hobby knife.

1. Get stuck in traffic.

1. Babysit two small children.

3. Pierce bellybutton with a nailgun.

Yes, this is going somewhere. Honest.

2. Feed small children dinner. Be nice.

1. Get stuck in traffic.

2. Let work pile up unfinished.

edited 21st Sep '09 6:20:40 AM by Kyler Thatch

4. Put metal rings through my fingertips.

I think Penta broke the rules.

2. Yawn.

1. Get stuck in traffic.
2. Let work pile up unfinished.

3. Question the meaning of life.

2. Start car.

1. Pick up cat

3. Drive out of garage

3. Put shoes on.

2. Get mauled by cat

2. Smash kneecaps with golfclub (Somebody want to role a d12 for me on the chance of me actually getting this? I am blind in the game, ya know...)

Yikes, where have I been?

1: Looks about and finds pencil and stabs self in foot.

@ Trope Kira: Sorry, I no have a d12. *kicks Trope Kira in kneecap to ensure successful roll*

edited 21st Sep '09 11:56:43 AM by Sand Josieph

3. Kicks cat. Is mauled some more.

4. Put coat on.