Just post whatever comes to mind.
Please refrain from excess venting in this thread. Talking about negative emotions is fine but it's best not to dwell on them for too long. TV Tropes is not suited to deal with mental health situations.
If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.
Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM
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Did you see where it went? It could be hiding in your bed waiting to strike.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
Departed days ahead.
This seems startlingly relevant right now.
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Yes. Yes it does.
It... went outside...
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That's what it wants you to think Hopey. Get a flamethrower just in case.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
Dude, if BB guns are illegal, how the hell am I going to get a flamethrower?!
Science?
Departed days ahead.
Lighter plus aerosol. Imagination is a handy thing.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
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1) Get alcohol, lighter and an aerosol.
2) Drink alcohol until you lose all sense of self-preservation. Light lighter and spray aerosol through it.
3) ???
4) THIRD DEGREE BURNS!
edited 17th May '12 7:39:58 AM by whizzerd
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
@ Pho. No lighter.
@ Whizzy. No alcohol. We don't drink.
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Fiiine. Get high then.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
ETERNAL
You could always use matches and aerosol, I'd advise getting a nice glove first though.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
See, this is why I never listen to you guys. 
ETERNAL
You could always gas it, If you close all the windows, Aerosol the shit out of the room, close the door, wait a few hours or minutes, and either the wasp's really disorientated for a nice easy kill, or he's dead.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
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Or catch him, build a secret underground lair, experiment with him until he's a giant mutated zombie wasp, and then wreak havoc on the town.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
ETERNAL
Or bully him for most of his life, building within him a Freudian Excuse to become a mass-murdering wasp, therefore making him attack fellow wasps who kill him in the most elaborate plan of our age.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
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Oh, or send him out on an errand then burn down his hometown, prompting him to go on a quest to save the world of Buzztopia from the evil magistrate who is secretly his long lost brother Mr. Bee!
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
...
I'm going to have a word with your parents.
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I have no parents!
...Well, my dad's somewhere in Sweden last time I checked anyway. And my mum still doesn't know about 90% of the stuff I do on my computer.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
ETERNAL
Not if they're already dead! *pushes button* oh wait, that was the nuke florida button causing world war three. *Pushes different button* Ok now I've set up the sob story!
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
...
I MUST ADOPT BOTH OF YOU AS MY CHILDREN!
-adopts Whizzy and Olly as his sons-
...
Wait, Whizzy is now my brother and my son...
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Hooray, adoptive incest!
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
Heh. You haven't seen the adoptive incest I've 'accidentally' caused.
ETERNAL
Alright, that's it, I'm activating the extra sob story, *pushes button* Wait, I already nuked Florida, uhh, *pushes different button* Ok I'm sure that this one kills ho- *nuked*
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
yay!