Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus asks for complete strangers to help him do things, only for him to end up robbing them.
Gallant only eats at the finest restaurants with 4-5 stars, if he eats out.
Ah, I remember this from my father's Highlights magazines. Ahem.
Gallant brushes bugs out of the house gently.
Goofus makes them fight in an arena.
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Damnit! You ruined the flow! You have to guess what Goofus does in the next post, not make your own personal one! GAAAAAA!
Gallant makes brownies
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Shadow of Legends
Goofus makes poisoned delicacies.
Gallant only watches tasteful erotica.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
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Goofus watches ALL THE PRON!!
Gallant knows that Autism speaks.
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Shadow of Legends
Goofus uses Ass Burgers as an excuse to be a twat online.
Gallant uses grenades and explosives where strategically appropriate in FPS.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
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Goofus spams Kamakazies in the first 10 seconds.
Gallant started a petition to stop the spread of terrorism.
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I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Goofus committed many terrorist acts to stop the spread of petitions.
Gallant steers clear of pirates, especially on Talk Like a Pirate Day.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
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Goofus celebrates "Twerk day" alone in his room.
Gallant makes cute, sweet, and inspirational viral videos that make him rich
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Goofus makes lots of blood, gorn and snuff videos that scare everybody else away.
Gallant reports shock sites to the authorities and tells them to delete any links to them.
...eheh
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Goofus makes more everyday
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my current job
...okay, Gallant holds straight A's in his returning to college class.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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Goofus only went to college because he thought Monsters Inc. would be there.
Gallant made a wine that tastes just as good as Jesus' wine.
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Fly Air Madeline
Goofus made wine from moldy grapes that gives anyone who drinks it food poisoning.
Gallant is a model Hogwarts student.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Goofus, not Snape, killed Dumbledore.
Gallant knows where the best Level Grinding spots are, and helpfully shows them to newbies.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Shadow of Legends
Goofus leads newbies to their death and ganks the best newbie grinding spots.
Gallant always shows respect to all his opponents... and gleefully headshots teabaggers whenever he encounters them.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Goofus cries "hax" if anyone so much as looks in his general direction, teammates included.
Gallant pre-ordered the new iPhone to avoid standing in long lines.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus has never bought an I Pod. He still uses a Walkman...
(Repeat because no one responded)Gallant only eats at the finest restaurants with 4-5 stars, if he eats out.
edited 20th Sep '14 5:24:35 PM by DingoWalley1
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Goofus loves "eating out".
Gallant is as boring and classy as Cat.
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Space Molly Weasley
Goofus is a slob like Dog.
Gallant makes sure to make it on time.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus doesn't leave until the last minute, and arrives 3 days after the event has passed.
Gallant uses a tissue to clean his nose, and does so in a private restroom.
Space Molly Weasley
Goofus snorts his boogers and snot everywhere.
Gallant waits until Christmas morning to open his presents.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Goofus: Wait, these were supposed to be presents to open tomorrow? Oops...
Gallant acts like a good boy, hence getting presents for Christmas.
edited 24th Dec '14 9:09:55 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Goofus rips up Santa's "naughty" and "nice" lists, ensuring that no one in the world will get presents this year.
Gallant recognizes non-Christmas winter holidays, such as Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and even the ancient tradition of Saturnalia.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Goofus doesn't play with matches either. He sure loves to play with a blowtorch, though!
Gallant only puts his trust in those who he really knows well.
...eheh