Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus Skips the games and goes on Killing Sprees for Fun.
Gallant personally found and Killed Hitler in Brazil.
Fly Air Madeline
Goofus took Fidel Castro's place after he killed him.
Gallant puts a band-aid over his wounds.
edited 31st Jul '14 10:03:40 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
my current job
Goofus puts sea salt.
Gallant plays chess.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Akuma Shogun
Goofus plays Calvinball and he always wins because he always picks rules that give him the most advantages.
Gallant draws a webcomic that got an Eisner Award.
In Perpetual Finality
Goofus moans and bitches to his forum of only people who agree with him when people point out the flaws of his wacky gamer self-insert hinjinx comic, trying and failing to inject seriousness with no regard to tastefulness or tone clashes.
Gallant's passwords always contain at least one number, one capitalized letter, one unique symbol other than a space or an apostrophe and a minimum of twelve characters.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Goofus' password is an obscenity.
Gallant does not judge women solely by their sexual attractiveness.
The King Without a Kingdom
Goofus actively looks for sexy ladies that act like bitches.
Gallant gives blood every week.
It's been 3000 years…
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus is a vampire who steals blood from the poor and sparkles in daylight
Gallant did us a favor by assassinating Justin Beiber.
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my current job
Goofus used necromancy to bring Bieber back.
Gallant teaches the newcomer to play the game they want to play.
edited 31st Jul '14 2:03:01 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus says you suck everytime you mess up
Gallant died for our sins
edited 31st Jul '14 2:10:06 PM by KingKix
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A nice butterfly
Goofus constantly messages you to "Watch this funny video" while at work and they are always week old things from reddit and other meme fountains
Gallant has never linked you anything at work hours, and nothing you had seen before.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus actively sends you viruses at work that would get you into trouble.
Gallant went to the South East Asia to free Sex Slaves.
Shadow of Legends
Goofus raped a prostitute, didn't pay her, and kidnapped her and took her home.
Gallant donates money to charity.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Goofus robs homeless shelters.
Gallant drives an electric car.
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus drives a tank
Gallant makes sure everyone is in on a prank after he's done
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Gallant pretends his murderous actions were just a prank when he gets caught.
Gallant (who lives in a slave-owning society) treats his slaves with human decency, and arranges for them to be legally freed at the first opportunity, as well as pushing for legislation to outlaw slavery.
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus loves raping black girls
Gallant works for the Justice leauge of America
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Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Goofus works for the Suicide Squad. Whatever that implies...
Gallant is a Munchkin, but respects the limits of the game and the GM.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus is a troll who hacks into the server and hacked all the power for himself
Gallant doesn't spam about simple shit in his day.
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Fly Air Madeline
Goofus is a full-on curmudgeon who hates everything new and will constantly post about how much he hates new stuff.
Gallant always drinks clean water.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Goofus drinks his own piss.
Gallant always flushes the toilet.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Li'l Shardfinder
Goofus smashes the toilet with a hammer.
Gallant always hugs puppies...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Akuma Shogun
Goofus kicks puppies into the incinerator and serves their remains to his family as dinner.
Gallant reads JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and enjoys it even though it may be flawed.
edited 1st Aug '14 10:35:00 PM by josh6243
Goofus can't get past his suspicion some of the characters may be homosexual and repeatedly posts about this.
Gallant finds a way for both colliding worlds to live.
Goofus plays EVE Online.
Gallant always uses Video Game Caring Potential.
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.