Goofus gives his entire fortune to a shady internet company to name a star after him.
Director Gallant sacrifices his film's holiday release to reduce crunch time for his animators.
Carmine at the Beach
Director Goofus makes the deadline earlier just to spite his animators. The movie bombs at the box office due to the decreased quality in CGI as a result.
Gallant makes sure to stay warm in cold weather.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Get heckin crabbed
Goofus will underdress, then steal other people's coats when they aren't looking.
Gallant makes sure to keep his phone charged when he's out and about.
Edited by DatLonerGirl on Feb 20th 2024 at 2:33:43 PM
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Goofus steals other people's phones whenever he needs a charge.
Gallant rescues kittens stuck in trees.
Am I a weirdo?
Goofus built a cat-apult loaded with every kitten in the western US, which he has aimed at the redwood forest.
Gallant always brings snacks to game night with his friends.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Carmine at the Beach
Goofus brings "snacks" to game night, but they're laced with cyanide.
Gallant is an expert on telling if a food has been poisoned or not, in order to prevent people from eating it. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Goofus laces everyone's food with ricin.
Gallant respects his crush's wishes when they let him know that they aren't interested in him.
Time to go venturing through the Web!
Goofus goes absolutely crazy whenever his crush doesn't reciprocate his feelings, basically imagine SNAP Mode.
When people ask him to do things for them, Gallant makes sure to get them done as quickly as possible.
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist
Goofus makes people do things for him at gunpoint, including basic tasks like changing and brushing his teeth.
Gallant never cheats in online video games, no matter how tempting it is.
Can shapeshift (probably)
Goofus cheats and makes seven different game mods at the same time, then randomly hijacks a broadcast signal where all the games he hates are discussed.
Gallant only ever blows on dandelions outside, alone, in his backyard. Silver and gold, silver and gold
Goofus brings dandelions into the company break room specifically to blow into peoples' coffee.
Gallant attends his classes virtually when he's sick so that he can keep up with his assignments while not spreading his sickness.
Get heckin crabbed
Goofus only comes to class when he's sick, and he leaves contaminated food for the class to eat.
Gallant stays calm and collected under pressure.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Dwar of Helium
Goofus leaving numerous places in an angry destructive manner have appeared in so many You Tube clips.
Gallant leaves out cookies and milk for Santa.
You have just enough energy to climb this hill, but not enough energy to go on or look for someplace else to camp.
Goofus leaves out offerings for Satan.
Gallant eats his vegetables.
the look of someone who just had suspension
Goofus pours Agent Orange over vegetable farms just so he won't have to eat them.
Gallant doesn't mock people for their career choices.
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Goofus wants everyone to do his job, and would gladly mock them if they choose otherwise.
Gallant stays inside his house during a thunderstorm. Everything that lives is designed to end...
(*´▽`*)
Goofus Will meet Thor soon
~~
Gallant knows when he has overeaten
Asherah is in her heaven, all will be right with her world
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
Goofus will eat till he keels over dead.
Gallant goes to church every Sunday like a good Christian boy.
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
Don't Try It
Goofus vandalizes all the synagogues every Saturday as a Hamas supporter.
Gallant washes his hands before eating.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
(*´▽`*)
Goofus will Mud his hands, eat the dirt... etc...
Gallant Casually searches the internet for fanart of Megatron
Edited by mii-tis on Mar 24th 2024 at 7:03:21 PM
Asherah is in her heaven, all will be right with her world
Pomeranian Lover
Goofus goes on non-related forums to demand fanart of Megatron and sends death threats to anyone who refuses or doesn't make the art the way he wants.
Gallant picks up his dog's poop off of the sidewalks and other people's lawns and disposes of it properly.
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
Goofus lets his pet elephant crap everywhere. Everywhere.
Gallant proudly supports the LGBTQ+ community.
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
(*´▽`*)
Goofus... Yeah,
Gallus Waits patiently until his mother is done cleaning
Asherah is in her heaven, all will be right with her world
Goofus waits for his mother to get done cleaning to come back into the house after winning the county mud wrestling championship.
When Gallant writes a story, he shows the audience why they're supposed to like the protagonist instead of outright telling them that they should.
Goofus runs many scam charities, where all money is used to fuel his cocaine addiction
Gallant invests his money sensibly. i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing