Burn It Down In The End
Fortunately, you are able to find another sound gun in the next room.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
One just might
Unfortunately it is inside a locked box that requires a key to open.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Dread Pirate Captain
Fortunately, that box actually isn't very sturdy, so you simply break the box and take the gun from the remains.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
One just might
Unfortunately, the gun requires the same key that opens the box to activate it.
edited 5th Oct '12 1:10:06 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
OH YES!!
Fortunately, the key is next to the gun.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Burn It Down In The End
Unfortunately, it turns out to be the wrong key.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Dread Pirate Captain
Fortunately, an opened chest nearby has the correct key.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Little Laguz
Unfortunately, it turns out the key is actually a block sliding puzzle when you take a closer look; why someone would ever devise a key like this is unknown, but annoying.
The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.
Fortunately, shoving the puzzle in like a key opened the box anyway.
Unfortunately, it turned out to be empty.
Fortunately, that still activated the gun.
My bad, I missed the part about breaking open the box.
Little Laguz
Unfortunately, by the time the gun had been activated, Roger had already gotten everything back under his control and was now charging his Super Ultimate Stupendous Fantastic Amazing Gargantuan Gun...name pending.
The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.
Burn It Down In The End
Fortunately, Roger's a terrible shot and accidentally blasts a huge hole in the wall.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
OH YES!!
Unfortunately, the hole reveals a giant vicious naga that was supposed to be locked up, and she is pissed off.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Burn It Down In The End
Fortunately, she goes after Roger instead of you.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Little Laguz
Unfortunately, that naga was only going after Roger to complain about her living conditions and that there was no way she would continue to pay rent with a large hole in her wall; afterwards, she then turns back on you for creating said hole.
The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.
Fortunately, she stops when you agree to pay for the damage.
Burn It Down In The End
Unfortunately, you're 12 cents short.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
OH YES!!
Fotrunately, you find twelve cents on the floor.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Dread Pirate Captain
Unfortunately, she adds to her demands further that you should pay her in gold, and not money.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
What's going on?
Fortunately, you have a healthy supply of gold.
Know thyself, and know thy enemy.
Unfortunately the naga eats you alive out of impatience.
I vowed, and so did you: Beyond this wall- we would make it through.
Dread Pirate Captain
Fortunately, you simply pull off a Kill It Through Its Stomach on her.
edited 6th Oct '12 7:24:39 PM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
OH YES!!
Unfortunately, she has two stomachs, one inside the other, and the one you just landed in is nigh-invulnerable.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Unfortunately the rock weighs around five nonillion tonnes.
In porto perse vitulus est.