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Sounds like you have the POWERFUL DRIVE required to, y'know, GO AND MAKE A PAGE FOR IT.
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
Well, I've made an outline wit ha few trope examples right over here, but I would like some other tropers who have witnessed the horror to put some tropes there too, so that we can all share in the hurting, ya know?
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
Definitely putting this on my to watch list.
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
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Watching the Riff Trax right now. Is Tommy Wiseau angry or happy that a movie makes The Room look like Goodfellas?
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It is a tender love story. A graphic horror shocker. An urgent ecological warning. And around the world, it became the must-see midnight movie sensation of the year: From writer/producer/director/visionary James Nguyen The Master Of The Romantic Thriller comes the story of a sexy lingerie model (Whitney Moore) and a successful software salesman (Alan Bagh) on a weekend getaway to a quaint Northern California town. But when the entire region is attacked by millions of homicidal birds, their picturesque paradise becomes a winged hell on earth. Can mankind now survive the avian onslaught of BIRDEMIC? Hollywood legend Tippi Hedren of Hitchcock s THE BIRDS co-stars in the global cult movie phenomenon that Videogum says might end up being the greatest film of all time!
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I have a theory. Strong Bad wrote and directed the film/
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Official Muffin Watcher
TALKING IN CAPS MAKES EVERYTHING TRUE.
ALSO LOUD.
Don't you try anything, you baked good you.
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Mad Scientist Wannabe
WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING ABOUT?!
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Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
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LOUD NOISES DELIVERED RANDOMLY!
Don't you try anything, you baked good you.
Embrace the mindscrew
I Am The Walrus
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
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IT'S GETTING BORING NOW. I THINK WE SHOULD STOP.
Don't you try anything, you baked good you.
I'm not dead yet!
I've only seen the two bits they aired on The Soup and I couldn't stop laughing! It's like they were TRYING to be terrible! There's no way you could possibly be this hilariously awful without at least trying to be awful! The board room scene? Seriously, you could see the cuts! xD
We're going to spread this shit like Nutella.
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All I know is that James Nyugen would be the perfect director for Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Prejorative.
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Luckless Gambler
Birdemic: When movies go green.
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What.
On Craigslist?
What.
I Am The Walrus
Paranormal Activity did the same thing. It's that not unusual.
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Wait a minute...
This thing has a SEQUEL COMING?
I...*brain explosion*
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It's actually the video company's biggest seller (which is sad, since Severin has done some good older titles such as Hardware).
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WHY THE FUCK HAS NOBODY MADE A PAGE ON THIS MOVIE? IT IS THE MOST AWESOMELY BAD FILM SINCE PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, IN FACT IT IS LIKE IF PLAN 9 GOT THE BIRDS PREGNANT AND THEN ABORTED THE FETUS!
IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! AND I WILL SUCKER PUNCH ANY TROPER WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!