HIP HOP HIPSTER
Now logan, be a good boy and bake me a cocaine cake.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
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AND IMA GET BIGGER BOOBS -runs off-
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*is in bus, but not driving*
Reynold!
I don't care if you're driving, get over here!
Can you call and order me a pizza, with a nice big jug of soda?
What do you mean they don't do roadside delivery? Get my wallet, I'm buying the chain and forcing them to do so!
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im back but they said im too young T~T
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Charles! Bring me my 12 o' clock ramen imported from Japan! I'm going to take a chocolate pudding bath in my solid gold bathtub!
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
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YAY IM RICHEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE AFTER GAMBLING WITH ALL THE RICH PEOPLE SOO IMA BUY HAWAII
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UGH! Tell my chauffeur to go fuck himself! He forgot to get me matching luggage for my new Maybach Landaulet! It's only the fourth one I've bought since last year! Ah well, there's always the Bentley, the Rolls-Royce, the Maserati, the Porsche, the Mercedes, the Lexus...and, for special occasions, the Hyundai Genesis.
And do tell me why I haven't received my new solid gold, crocodile-skin-covered television yet. I want it to perfectly match my TV setup. Or, I COULD just put it in my mockup Enterprise model. But I don't really know.
Nostalgia
I bet on a horse using 60% of the world's currency. I won. Jeeves! Fetch me China!
Fwomph
Hennings, Cutealien seems to have stolen one of our prototypes.
You mean the Vocal-shells?
Yes, prepare the salvos Hennings
Sir, this is an oil rig, it has no weaponry
Well then buy some!
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
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eh-sees vocal shell-ooooh shiny-makes it into a necklace and wears it-pretty :D
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Oh my, it's time to go horseback riding on Saturn. Afterwards, i'll go to Paris and have beef curry.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Fwomph
Hennings, where are my pants?
Right there sir, on that chair.
Thank you Hennings, how goes the instalation of the weapon system?
Nearly done sir, all we need is the targeting coordinates...
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
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-sees penti-PENTI LOOK AT MY NEW NECKLACE
edited 17th Nov '10 4:58:06 PM by cutealien
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Wanted: New assistant. Accomodations: 70-room, three-story penthouse on the top of skyscraper. Must be willing to clean movie theater, arcade, minimall, personal Walmart, ten rooms' worth of private collections, 3 alcohol cellars, bar, hookah/cigar lounge, airport, bedroom featuring 4 California King beds, 50 themed guest rooms, 100 bathrooms, automatic 50-car garage/jet runway/boat dock, and modestly sized kitchen. Monthly pay: $100,000/hour. Call 1-800-RICH-ASS for more information.
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-signs up to be maid for troper without a name-
edited 17th Nov '10 5:27:19 PM by cutealien
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cutealien! Hurry up and buy me a new plasma screen! It's only the forty-seventh I've bought in a month! Oh, and don't forget to make sure it's dipped in 24-carat gold and covered in diamonds! Here's $100,000. Good luck.
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-gets plasma screen tv covered in gold-this job is hard
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Some evil bureaucrat safety inspector told me that I had to install more women's bathrooms to accommodate the number of female employees my company has hired or risk paying a severe fine.
But I was smart, see, so I fired all my female employees. Saved me from having to pay a fine and the hassle from having to spend on building bathrooms. I love having money!
Reynold, fetch me the Broncos.
Calendar enthusiast
You know what's even more effective? Fire all the male employees and change the labels on the bathroom doors. That way you keep your workforce, plus get china.
Ukrainian Red Cross
-is chillin' in a hot tub filled with chocolate syrup- Hm... I think I'll go buy a waterfall and build an exact copy of Rivendell.
Your army sucks.
My Davidson this orgy is dreadfully boring to watch.
"Shall I fetch more lesbians, sir?"
Yes, please do. And bring another pillow for my gold-plated diamond throne.
"The peacock feather one, sir?"
No no no! The snow leopard skin one! What do you take me for? A dog?
edited 18th Nov '10 2:15:49 PM by Neo_Crimson
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
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butler how long will making my giant chocolate bar take
butler:a while miss
i see fetch me the rarest pillow pet in the world
butler:will do
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Fwomph
Hennings, can you get the lock on the missing Vocaloid robot that that alien appropriated?
Yes sir, you want me to launch the salvos?
Nah, just dispatch the ninjas to the location.
The male ones or the female ones?
-Mildly condescending voice- The male ones Hennings... But have the female ones head over to the dungeon.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Jeeves, fetch the antique machine gun. Yes, the one secretly designed by the Mongols before their tragic fall. I'm in the mood for some target practice. Fetch the ten poorest senators you can. I'm sure they won't be missed.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.