Odd confessions.

I'm growing my hair out longer so I can crossdress.

>.>

I{m the only person my age who{s working three jobs.

i like pop tarts

I sing in the shower!

I fucking perform in the shower.

I like Dominos pizza more than Pizza Hut

"APH has ruined all foreign policy talks for me."

This, but only half the time.

Debates: "We need to be partners with China"

Me: "Oh so that's what they meant by us needing more ships".

When I'm holding an empty cup and need an extra hand, I'll use this little trick I invented. I put the cup over my mouth and suction it there by breathing in.

I so totally do that too. Though if the cups plastic, once it's empty I'll do that until it breaks :3

I put the cup down, crazy I know.

I do that too! It's awesome.

Pfft. Rhombus.

edited 25th Oct '12 2:55:22 PM by Inhopelessguy

Impractical, then you have to pick it back up. Or at a party run the risk of forgetting which is yours. Or getting a roofie.

edited 25th Oct '12 2:57:28 PM by Vyctorian

I actually liked the "Shipoopi" gag from Family Guy. In fact, I didn't know everyone else hated it so much until I browsed DMOS earlier today.

I love getting my ass kicked during judo and wrestling sessions. Of course, actually getting to kick ass is even better.

I don't get nightmares.

Never have that I can remember.

I kind of have to wonder if that means there's something different with my subconscious... I've googled it a few times and I've never been able to find anything saying why someone wouldn't get nightmares.

I've never had a nightmare either. Hell, I rarely dream at all.

I've only had three nightmares in my whole life.

The first one was of falling out a window, the second of being trapped in a sack by a pediphile and the third of a man running into my car witha knife and telling me "Today wasn't your lucky day".

I never remember the full details of my dreams. 'Course, I never really experience the full details of my dreams. They always come across sort of like I'm just reading about them or watching them like a movie.

@mort: I did that trick when me was a littler boy, for fun. I sucked on it too hard, and there's an eternal black ring surrounding my mouth!

There' a difference between not getting nightmares/dreams and not remembering them :p

I always get nightmares. The last fairly peaceful dream I had must've been a few months ago.

I can't remember the last time I've woken up feeling refreshed. Normally I just wake up feeling like I've been hit by a train.

I have been known to weaponize shout-outs.

edited 28th Oct '12 12:03:12 AM by Mort08

Most of the time I intend to upload a picture online I paste it into a new file to (somewhat) trim off the stalker aids attached to the original.

edited 28th Oct '12 8:08:55 AM by betterthanstrawberry