League of Legends

I finally freaking got out of Bronze. NOW IT'S TIME TO GO TO SOME MORE ELO HELL.

I now have a girlfriend.

I despise Teemo, but not because of his kit. It's because when I get one on my team they tend to feed and offer nothing as far as forming a good team comp other than being a mobile ward. Like, gimme someone with actual utility like a Shen or a Poppy anyday. Of course, the enemy Teemos are constantly split pushing, have your entire jungle shroomed up, and dominate. But that's the law of League in general.

Congrats! But let me tell you, trying to get over that hurdle that is Silver V is worse. Strap yourself in, 'cause it's gonna be an uphill battle. And don't even get me started on trying to get out of Silver I... Lol.

edited 11th May '17 4:25:39 PM by ILikeRobots

Adventurers: homeless people who steal from tombs and kill things.

It also doesn't help that its statistically proven that Riot's system makes it so that when you're in Promos you're going to get much worse people.

Like, I've gotten to Silver I every single season since I started doing ranked. I'll often have a win-streak to promos. As soon as promos hit: I'm against players who are Gold I+ (or Platinum) and stuck with Silver V's. Because I should be able to carry those games.

Hell, one game I was against a fucking DIAMOND while there was a BRONZE V player on my team.

Well errrmm.....back to bronze for me I guess......(This is why I believe in the Shaco/Yasuo/Riven etc. Syndrome.)

I now have a girlfriend.

I just wanna climb out of Bronze so I can flex with my Gold friends :X

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

Figured I'd get back into League for a change. Dreaded all the changes since I quit years ago, but in the end the game has changed surprisingly little so acclimation hasn't been that hard.

Practising a bit so I can get into ranked has resulted into gems of a match like this. That top lane went just about as expected. Always knew I roughly equalled to a Master rank, though.

Coming back has has reminded me of one of my most hated phrases though: "Who cares, I'm playing just for fun!" The battle cry of every player who just can't win yet refuse to look at the reason why.

edited 14th May '17 10:57:30 AM by GabrieltheThird

Yup, always love those players that absolutely refuse to change their playstyle out of some weird since of pride I guess, and just end up feeding hard. In a recent game where I played support, I had a midlane Vel'koz who ended the game 5/13, constantly pushed up in midlane with no vision, got his immobile as hell ass ganked repeatedly by the enemy Udyr and fed him to the point that Udyr could 1v3 easily (and likely 1v4) by like 20 minutes, because he was too tanky for us to kill in any reasonable amount of time, and could kill our squishy damage dealers in roughly 3 seconds.

The whole time I was like, "Vel, please play safe. If you're getting camped, you have to adjust your playsytle." His response? "STFU, I don't fucking care." Sigh. Report, move to the next game, hope I get better teammates in the future.... But knowing my luck, I doubt it. Lol.

edited 14th May '17 10:54:07 AM by ILikeRobots

Adventurers: homeless people who steal from tombs and kill things.

Now that I think of it, I have a love-hate feels on that. Like, most of the time, I really hate to be told who to pick (those who are in the meta, those who are high on Tier Induced Scrappy) and what to do, and people gets mad when they lose. The phrase would be 'winning isn't everything', but that would make me no better than 'Who cares, I play for fun!' guys. That said, even if I play for fun, I wouldn't consciously throw the game. I do my best to read the situation and try to either not burden my team or help secure victory.

So... yeah. Dunno how to call that one.

There's a difference between "don't like to be told what to do" and "literally losing the game for your team, and ignoring your teammates trying to give you advice to win the game." I mean, the latter is frustrating, stupid, and annoying. Like, if you don't care about making stupid decisions and losing games, then please, go play a single-player game where you can be as pointlessly stubborn as you like, no skin off my back. But don't deliberately lose the game when changing your playstyle is the key to having a shot at winning when I'm on your team and fuck over my LP along with yours. That's all I'm asking.

edited 14th May '17 5:04:15 PM by ILikeRobots

Adventurers: homeless people who steal from tombs and kill things.

I don't generally play to win either, though I'm not happy when I get ambushed a lot. Is it in poor form to call for a surrender in a clearly unwinnable situation (i.e. the enemy team is 3+ levels above all of our team and we've been dying constantly for three minutes while making no progress towards the enemy base)?

edited 28th May '17 11:23:41 PM by Ghostninja109

Well, I have bad news for you all. The Yasupocalypse just happened with the two new skins.

Also is anyone getting a Juggernaut arcana vibe from the Yasuo skin?

edited 31st May '17 11:56:05 PM by ChaosMarineNautilus

I now have a girlfriend.

Hurray a new Riven Skin

Because we didn't have enough flaming Yasuos (and Rivens) already!

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

I would like to say I have no issue with Riven or Yasuo players that happen to be of a homosexual orientation and that Ninety does not represent the views of the average League of Legends player.

(I'm sorry Ninety I just wanted to)

You'll never drive me from one true LOVE

NEVAH!!!

Though yeah expect an influx of people trying to play the two...

Well has anyone tried the new Pokemon League of Legends emerald hack? Currently I'm in Shurima looking for Icathia.

I now have a girlfriend.

I started installing it but that's honestly too much work for something I won't play much.

In other unrelated news, I picked up ranked again. It isn't really what I would call a pleasant experience. The wins are VERY one sided and the teammates are much saltier than normals.

I wouldn't bother if it wasn't for the end of season loot tbh.

I did get some good moments.

• Sion ults into a free kill
• Varus nearly makes it away

I know they're not huge Faker plays, but I like them. Apparently reddit don't, but I'm not sure what exactly r/leagueoflegends is about, sometimes...

I'd downvote you with multiple accounts just for that pun, you monster.

The Great Northern Threadkill.

I love the Blood Moon game mode. You can play all the 1337 2cool4u muh outplay assassins without feeding or getting yelled at!

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

Oh damn, I did it again. How brazen of me. Or rather, how blazen

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In other unrelated news, I am now humiliated beyond measure from being sent back to gold V. To think that I must climb back to platinum again...

better than being hardstuck bronze 2 - silver 5

I now have a girlfriend.

represent

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

Here are some shotgun knees.◊

New Urgot looks pretty big based on the size of the leg + leaked model, they want to make him a Juggernaut apparently so the size edit makes sense.

How big was Urgot in life tho ?

edited 22nd Jun '17 12:33:35 PM by Bolded1

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.

I almost feel guilty playing Zac in the rare game he isn't banned. Then I remember if I don't pick him, the other team will.

how many villainous champions are left now?

Warwick before his revamp was pretty much straight up evil 'I mean Who wants to murder Soraka for the luls?"