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Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
#76: Nov 17th 2010 at 10:02:51 AM

Gentlemen, I like boobs.

Gentlemen, I love boobs!

I like seeing them. I like feeling them. I like smelling them. I like tasting them.

I like fondling them, I like massaging them, I like sucking them. D Cups. C Cups. B Cups. A Cups. Delicious Flat Chests. I like them soft, I like them firm. I love every kind of boob that exists on this earth.

I like seeing their beauty even through thick clothes. When I am able to see a cleavage, my heart dances.

I like exploring their softness and elasticity. When I fondled breasts, my heart leapt.

I like it when girls are proud of their breasts. I like it when girls are ashamed of their breasts. I remember teaching a girl that her breasts are truly beautiful.

Seeing the giant roundness of two perfectly equal breasts is unendurably exciting. Seeing the nipples harden from a cold breeze in the morning is spectacular.

When a girl presented her breasts to me and asked if I like them, I was at my height.

It is a sad thing when the clothes are too thick and you are unable to see or feel breasts.

I like it when wet t-shirts only increase the contour of breasts.

I like being squashed between a pair of D-Cups until my need for air is at the limit. Being unable to touch breasts because the relationship has not achieved that level yet is the ultimate disgrace. Gentlemen... I desire all the breasts in the world.

Gentlemen, my companions, fellow Tropers... What do you desire? Do you desire boobs as well? Do you yearn for breasts that are lubed with oil?

Do you desire sex that fullfills every sense the human possesses with the boobs of your loved one?

...

Very well... Then we shall have boobs.

-Smokie

edited 17th Nov '10 10:03:19 AM by Deboss

Fight smart, not fair.
ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#77: Nov 17th 2010 at 10:15:40 AM

^My favorite Smokie post.

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Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
#78: Nov 17th 2010 at 10:46:20 AM

Of Smokie's numerous flaws, his love of boobs was not one of them.

Fight smart, not fair.
secretist Maria Holic from Ame no Kisaki Since: Feb, 2010
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#80: Nov 17th 2010 at 12:57:53 PM

I am a fan of the tits; that is all.

FrodoGoofballCoTV from Colorado, USA Since: Jan, 2001
#81: Nov 17th 2010 at 3:13:40 PM

I'm now a reader of Drow Tales thanks to this thread.
<victoy dance>

Ukonkivi Over 10,000 dead.:< Since: Aug, 2009
Over 10,000 dead.:<
#82: Nov 18th 2010 at 8:45:07 AM

Flat boobs are boobs too. I like flat boobs.

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BrainDamage Melanchitty from Detroit Since: Jan, 2001
Melanchitty
#83: Nov 18th 2010 at 9:06:31 AM

Is there anything greater than a perfect pair of boobs?

"I want to put you in a box with a rabbit and Sufjan Stevens and keep you safe from the world."
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
BrainDamage Melanchitty from Detroit Since: Jan, 2001
Melanchitty
#85: Nov 18th 2010 at 9:18:58 AM

[up]

Love the Mad Man avatar, especially since I posted the video of Christina Hendricks' ass in the DAT ASS thread

But right, boobs.

edited 18th Nov '10 9:19:32 AM by BrainDamage

"I want to put you in a box with a rabbit and Sufjan Stevens and keep you safe from the world."
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#86: Nov 18th 2010 at 9:19:32 AM

^Tell me you're not joking; I need to find that link.

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#87: Nov 18th 2010 at 9:21:51 AM

Is there anything greater than a perfect pair of boobs?

The infinite. But other than that, no.

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BrainDamage Melanchitty from Detroit Since: Jan, 2001
Melanchitty
#88: Nov 18th 2010 at 9:22:49 AM

^^

[1]

As for boobs

Helen Mirren when she was young [2]

edited 18th Nov '10 9:23:11 AM by BrainDamage

"I want to put you in a box with a rabbit and Sufjan Stevens and keep you safe from the world."
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#89: Nov 18th 2010 at 9:26:24 AM

@BD: You just made my day on both counts.

secretist Maria Holic from Ame no Kisaki Since: Feb, 2010
#90: Nov 22nd 2010 at 9:39:53 AM

They aren't opposed to each other, TitsNAss

edited 22nd Nov '10 9:40:11 AM by secretist

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kindredspirit from NYS, USA Since: Oct, 2010
#91: Nov 22nd 2010 at 11:58:07 AM

More or less how I feel on the subject. vv

Probably not work safe.

IYellalot READY! from The Flower Kingdom Since: Jul, 2010
READY!
#92: Nov 22nd 2010 at 6:40:21 PM

Boobs + Macrophilia = win.

Victoria's Secret Compartment + You in between her boobs = EPIC WIN.

Discover the rest as the game progresses.
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#93: Nov 23rd 2010 at 2:19:12 PM

This thread is kind of creepy.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Demongodofchaos2 Face me now, Bitch! from Eldritch Nightmareland Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Face me now, Bitch!
#94: Nov 23rd 2010 at 4:11:11 PM

And your avatar isn't, Wicked? Sure, its awesome, though.

edited 23rd Nov '10 4:11:23 PM by Demongodofchaos2

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