ITT: We are zombies

Graaaah... Appendix....

What? I'm not in the mood for brains now.

-eats plants; advances to front door; eats homeowner's brain; brain happens to be of Louis-

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiills!

-lumbers out of house-

Errrrrghrghrgh...graaaaarh...

Translation: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! Now let's find Simon Pegg!]

stabs next person

-is stabbed- NO! OWWWWWWWWWW -becomes zombie-

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINZ

eats dead carrots

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSSSSS.

asdgiahlhibgisagieoahngvouiahugihoer;ihrhng oirhwg

Ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggr

(Translation: Hay guys, whats going on?)

edited 30th Sep '10 9:20:23 AM by heartlessmushroom

STAAAAAARS...

AHHHHHH, ZOMBIES!!!!

*Starts dancing with Michael Jackson* THRILLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER THRILLEEEEEEEEEEEEEER NIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHT!

-chomps on the next poster's fingers-

OW MY FINGER OH NO YOU HAVE ZOMBIE RABIES ARGGGGE FJAEBFJK ABE POTATOES

*overhears two blokes who talk about 'dosh'*

GHRARAFGHHTH! *limps towards them both*

Excuse me, I find this senseless human slaughter to be illogical! You could just as easily eat animal brains, and stop limping like that! Unless you were wounded, you should be able to walk like a normal person, like me!

edited 24th Nov '10 11:06:37 AM by AwesomeZombie22

-shuffles around aimlessly- Brains... and maybe some caramel macchiato after that, I'm not too picky... Zombie brethren, I propose we take this uprising to the nearest Starbuck's. Who's with me?

edited 24th Nov '10 11:10:00 AM by MsieurLapin

hmmm my virus has created smarter and nicer zombies hurray wait-looks out window-nope they still crave brains gatta try another one

Oh really? What is this, and why the hell was that formula capable of making me talk? You know? I feel like a nice sandwich, so I'll go to *effects of formula wears off* braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains... *limps towards same two guys*

edited 24th Nov '10 2:40:11 PM by WartysNeryon

What formula are you talking about? I was created in a lab by a scientist, ala Frankenstien! Do you want to see me display my strength?

hmmm -puts zombie in cage-new test subgect

Pray tell, what is this cage made out of?

*goes into lab room*

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

*notices next troper wandering into the lab, bites*

Ah, what an opportunity to show off my powers! Hey you! Bite me!

-injects new zombie virus in zombie thus making him more nice and it replaces other virus-