-tries to jog and fails-
Brains?
Bigonkers! is Magic
I can has brainz now?
♥♥II'GSJQGDvhhMKOmXunSrogZliLHGKVMhGVmNhBzGUPiXLYki'GRQhBITqQrrOIJKNWiXKO♥♥
-sees next troper; bites-
Phones
-is bit-
BARGLE FARGLE AFIDSHUFIHSDFFD.
-Is zombified-
BRAN WAAAAAAFLES.
BRAAAAAAAAAAANZ!
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
Go away.
My eeeeeye...whooooo'rzzz got muh eeeeeeye?!
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Phones
-Points-
Faaaaaaaaaaaaacccccceeeeee.
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
Mmmmmrrrrrrgh....
Phones
Zeeeeeeddd.... ah ahm a zeeeeeed.....
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
@dmboogie: -gives a long, deep growl-
Translation: You have much to learn, newbie.
Phones
-Tries to emulate the zombie growl, but ends up squeaking instead-
Mhr?
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
-sees a girl- Brains? BRAIIIIIIINS!
Translation: I will make sweet love to you by eating your brains!
Phones
Braaaaanz. Shtbraaaaanz.
Tanslation: I shall try to get a shotgun. Let's see how those survivors like a taste of their own medicine!
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
Mwhlr?
-tries holding shotgun but fumbles-
Phones
Mhr.
-Holds the shotgun, but is too weak to pull the trigger-
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
Phones
Mhr.
-Holds the shotgun, but is too weak to pull the trigger-
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
-sees nearby university-
Brains?
-enters university; comes back out with a diploma in one hand and a half-eaten professor in the other-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS! 
-eats diploma-
Tell me something happy
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH.... (shuffle shuffle)
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Phones
Meeeehremmmmm....
-Does the Thriller dance-
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
-slaps dmboogie; moaning-
Translation: MJ has not woken yet, so there's no time for THAT
Phones
-Sighs-
Mhr?
Translation: Can I at least mutate into a tank? Pretty please?
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
Mmmmmmrghhh...
@dmboogie
Mrearrwrgh (here's some chemicals I got from that university. Hold still)...
-dmboogie mutates into a Tank-
-sees a light on in somebody's house, and heads towards the front lawn-
Mmmmrgh!!
-Attempts to warn about the large number of plants on the unkempt lawn...-
Phones
MHR! MHHHHHHHRRRR!
-Jumps up and down for joy, accidentally falling through the now weak street-
Mhr....
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
*moans; sees survivor*
NOMNOMNOM OMNOM!
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
*continues on his way*
edited 9th Jul '10 12:24:12 AM by WartysNeryon