Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Should have stuck with the strawberries. That's a pretty dope wish.

Yeah, that sounds amazing.

Gravity Falls had a character who was allowed to have any wish he wanted and he wished for infinite pizza. It manifested in the form of a single slice of pizza that, when you take a bite of it, regenerates more pizza. I'd assume infinite strawberries would be something like that.

I assume this infinite food never goes bad.

Because otherwise after a while, you get nothing but rotten strawberries and cold moldy pizza.

But you introduce more and more matter into the universe every time you eat from the infinite food.

What happens if you eat the pizza in one bite? Do you get infinite pizza in your body and you eventually implode from within?

Medium-length story short, I just found out the "English (Canada)" closed caption option on Youtube has additional humor inserted by the fans. For example, in episode 11 when Goku says "All of my friends are already here", the caption says "(what about Launch? Or Oolong?)"

Yes, English (Canada) is hilarious and every episode that has it warrants a rewatch just to see the shit that comes out of it.

I, too, enjoy the English (Canada) captions though I've been only seeing them for the movies.

Yeah those Canadian subs made Broly a whole lot more hilarious.

What's the name of the musical track used when Big Green Threads gives Gohan new clothes in Episode 55?

Oh my god, what is this Canadian madness and is it Canada we have to thank for it?

If it's Canada, can we elect Canada to take over America? And this point, they deserve it.

Indeed. We Canucks are you're only hope of stemming the tide that is Trump.

You know you need us universe. Just accept your rightful overlords.

"Oh my god, what is this Canadian madness and is it Canada we have to thank for it?"

...that is a long name for a musical track. Jesus.

Shh. Canada isn't real. Canadians are creatures of myth like the Loch Ness Monster and Big Foot. To think we ever believed there were Canadians. Its far too cold that far north to sustain human life.

edited 20th Dec '17 9:26:33 AM by Zeromaeus

Rob is real, and Rob. is. Canadian!

Fear my power. It will engulf you all.

I always felt there was something artificial behind all that bluster.

Silence you!

As for the rest of you, keep feeling my power!

<Shakes fist angrily>

Feel it!

An angry Canadian? Who isn't playing hockey?

This is an oxymoron. You're due to apologize soon.

You ain't the boss of me man!

And now, to get back on topic: So, weren't we supposed to be getting Plan to Eradicate the Super Saiyans for Christmas?

The solution is simple

We need 300 pounds of sugar and a mule for a blood ritual.

It probably come out on Christmas Day at least. Like last year when we got the first part of Broly.

Granted it was because of multiple reasons (namely Kaiser's then-dead hard drive) but still.

edited 20th Dec '17 2:44:13 PM by terumokou

One of my favorites placed highly in DBCember

Supersonic Warriors 2 deserves it.

I played the crap out of that game.

As did I, and it deserves its spot.