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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#5476: Aug 10th 2012 at 11:51:23 PM

Or covering the impact floor with weapon traps and watch any survivors get blended.

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gbrngfol my planet is here from roughly that way Since: Mar, 2012
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#5477: Aug 11th 2012 at 12:28:12 AM

Personally I just make a trick entrance and fill it with retracted wooden spikes. when enemies turn up they trigger the pressure pad to close off the real entrance and open the fake one, I then pull a lever to lock them in and repetitively raise/lower the spikes. The best part is the wooden spikes can't pierce metal so any goblins stuck in there just have every bone in their bodies broken instead.

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ch00beh ??? from Who Knows Where Since: Jul, 2010
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#5478: Aug 11th 2012 at 12:29:02 AM

I made my drop pit easily accessible to a squad of danger room trained soldiers, and I'd using feel like going all gladiator on them, the pit also filled with magma and had a fast drain for flash frying.

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Tarsen Since: Dec, 2009
#5479: Aug 11th 2012 at 9:48:11 AM

i dont have magma available right now, but i do have water. if i filled the pit with water would most enemies drown?

ch00beh ??? from Who Knows Where Since: Jul, 2010
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#5480: Aug 11th 2012 at 9:51:17 AM

I'm not sure what their swimming skillsre, but I did have a depot that flooded with water ad I got then allot drown by having a ceiling so there was nowhere to get air.

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Tarsen Since: Dec, 2009
#5481: Aug 11th 2012 at 10:29:50 AM

oh, heres an idea: if i fail to drop the rest of the enemies into the pit with the initial bridge retraction, would a river flow flooding the entrance push them into the pit?

fishsicles An Ex-Troper from Down The Curtain Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
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#5482: Aug 11th 2012 at 10:40:19 AM

Not exactly sure how the physics of that work, but it might.

Try it, for !!science!!.

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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#5483: Aug 11th 2012 at 12:35:36 PM

If they can swim at all they will go no where or resist the push enough to escape falling into the pit. The only time I have seen water push anything around is when you suddenly release a lot of water.

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gbrngfol my planet is here from roughly that way Since: Mar, 2012
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#5484: Aug 12th 2012 at 8:37:00 PM

[up]Yeah my boat idea just stayed still in a fast moving river. On another note I found out what happened to that stolen dog. The Kobold raws were corrupted so Kobolds would try to steal stuff even if their arms were being ripped off by giant squirrels. This one decided it was a good idea to steal the dogs restraint so she untied the dog and the dog chased her. Oh and sorry to say but I didn't save the corrupted raws before fixing them so my Kobolds are now irreversibly normal.

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Schitzo HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Akumajou Dracula Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
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#5485: Aug 22nd 2012 at 1:29:06 AM

Finally gave this game a try after being turned off by it for years.

Not bad so far. I'm still kind of lost, but everything's coming to me via trial and error.

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SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#5486: Aug 22nd 2012 at 1:37:49 AM

Tutorials are surprisingly helpful, though if you can do it by trial and error then go on. Game isn't really as hard as people claim, I mean, it is hard, but interface while confusing isn't really uber godly hard.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#5487: Aug 22nd 2012 at 10:19:53 AM

schitzo; Trial and error is pretty much one of the most interesting aspects of the game.

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Schitzo HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Akumajou Dracula Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
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#5488: Aug 22nd 2012 at 11:07:34 AM

Nothing interesting's happened yet so far, though. When do I get raped horribly by mountain lions?

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ch00beh ??? from Who Knows Where Since: Jul, 2010
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#5489: Aug 22nd 2012 at 11:11:10 AM

once you have enough money such that the mountain lions find you attractive.

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SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#5490: Aug 22nd 2012 at 11:19:11 AM

^^Eh, you are more likely to die in siege or forbidden beasts once you have access to them. Really, wild animal fortress deaths aren't that common to me, maybe they were more common in older versions

fishsicles An Ex-Troper from Down The Curtain Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
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#5491: Aug 22nd 2012 at 11:40:01 AM

The only real fortress-slaying wild animal in 34.11 that I can think of is the giant kea.

Or, you know, anything in a reanimating biome.

edited 22nd Aug '12 11:41:18 AM by fishsicles

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Tarsen Since: Dec, 2009
#5492: Aug 22nd 2012 at 11:40:40 AM

those fucking obnoxious, wheelbarrow stealing, task cancelling, huge fuck off birds...!

edited 22nd Aug '12 11:40:47 AM by Tarsen

CountDorku Since: Jan, 2001
#5493: Aug 22nd 2012 at 12:35:00 PM

Mundane animals that will destroy your fort

  • Giant keas, which will take anything that is not nailed down*
  • Giant wolverines and variants, which will ruthlessly maul anything that gets too close*
  • Grey langurs

fishsicles An Ex-Troper from Down The Curtain Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
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#5494: Aug 22nd 2012 at 12:54:04 PM

Oh right, forgot about the child-murdering monkey beasts.*

edited 22nd Aug '12 12:55:01 PM by fishsicles

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CountDorku Since: Jan, 2001
#5495: Aug 22nd 2012 at 1:23:29 PM

There's nothing quite like creatures that can cause tantrums before your first migrant wave by stealing the mugs you intended to sell to the first caravan.

Plus, y'know, randomly kill children. But everything does that.

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#5496: Aug 22nd 2012 at 10:34:32 PM

I'm still trying to find a way to make a fluid-logic engine run on the blood of children.

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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#5497: Aug 22nd 2012 at 10:36:31 PM

You guys forgot murderous fish, crocodiles/alligators...and sponges.

edited 22nd Aug '12 10:36:48 PM by TuefelHundenIV

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Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#5498: Aug 22nd 2012 at 10:53:02 PM

are zombie sponges mobile?

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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#5499: Aug 22nd 2012 at 11:08:36 PM

No idea time to test.

Testing Result is no.

edited 22nd Aug '12 11:27:28 PM by TuefelHundenIV

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fishsicles An Ex-Troper from Down The Curtain Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
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#5500: Aug 23rd 2012 at 5:56:26 AM

Fluid logic does not work with blood since blood is a contaminant, not a fluid, under the current DF laws of physics.

Maybe Toady will get around to it in the future, though.

...I am really unsure if that would be a good or a bad thing...

edited 23rd Aug '12 5:57:02 AM by fishsicles

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