I love all the sockpuppets today/yesterday. It's pretty excellent.

Was there an extravagant number of sockpuppets yesterday? If so, where?

^ Kagami Hiiragi snuggling after sex.

I'd like to take a minute and describe to you the shitheads i work with.

The first girl is fucking sexy as hell. Shes a 10/10. Shes also a selfish cunt who never thinks about anyone but herself, and essentially does no work, she just tags along looking pretty.

The second girl is the opposite, shes a 0/10. Shes also fucking brilliant and considerate of everyone. Shes the kind of girl who got a perfect score on the SAT. Most of the time i let her figure shit out, and then step in at the end and take credit for her work.

But the worst by far is the fucking stoner. He gets high before work, during work, and after. He dresses like a washed up hippie from the 60's. He brings his fucking dog to work, and im pretty sure the dog is stoned from the contact high it gets from living with this piece of shit. They both eat constantly, i have to stop at burger king three times a day for this asshole.

Anyway, we drive around in my van solving mysteries and shit.

My life is awesome!

It Just Bugs Me!, I think you're getting too rowdy again.

Well, you know what I'm like, from experience.

Besides, you said you didn't want it to be a one-time thing...

Don't worry, Trope-tan. I'm here to keep the peace.

This thread singlehandedly stopped me from committing suicide.

:3

Trope-tan/IJBM OTP

^ Welcome aboard the ship, comrade. :3

Can I board?

edited 18th Nov '10 8:02:18 PM by INUH

Remind me how this ship sprouted again. I don't remember.

edited 18th Nov '10 8:03:12 PM by Marioguy128

The Trope-Tan thread probably had something to do with it.

After Ossan drew the Trope-tan porn, it was speculated, then confirmed, in a way, I guess, that IJBM was the one who took her virginity.

edited 18th Nov '10 8:04:42 PM by Everest

I guess, that IJBM was the one who took her virginity.

My virginity was never taken.

Give him a chance you party pooper.

Did anybody archive that thread, or was it lost forever?

SO THERE I WAS, BEING COURTNEY LOVE

WHEN MY AGENT CAME IN AND WAS LIKE "COURTNEY, YOU GOTTA STOP BEING A WHORE!"

AND I WAS LIKE, "FUCK YOU, I'M COURTNEY LOVE!"

SO THEY WERE LIKE "WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU STOP DOING COKE?"

AND I WAS LIKE "FUCK YOU, I'M COURTNEY LOVE!"

AND I SNORTED COKE OFF OF KURT COBAIN'S CORPSE AND GOT LOTS AND LOTS OF STDS.

ILOVEMYLI—*passes out*

I keep hearing people say that someone archived it, but if so, they have yet to share with me :(

You think that'sss bad? All the other ssswinesss rejected me. I'm a total outcassst, and everyone trysss to run away from or hurt me. I jussst want a fucking hug. I jussst want someone to sssay they care. But y'know what? They jussst ssslam their doorsss in my face. It makesss me sssss-sssso-sssso mad I jusss-jussssss-jusssssst want to sssscr-sssscre-sssssssSsSsS

edited 18th Nov '10 10:56:47 PM by Creeper

My virginity was never taken.

Please understand that not everyone takes that "technical virgin" stuff too seriously.

My virginity was never taken.

Please understand that not everyone takes that "technical virgin" stuff too seriously.

Think that's bad, OP? Every day I am followed by this annoying little kid. One of those smart ones that takes everything apart. Every. Fucking. Thing. Not to mention that this man keeps stalking me. The police are bloody useless! I have to beat his ass every single time! And on top of that, my job is scrounging for currency on the ground. Occasionally, due to my crap pockets, I'll lose a ton of the money I just gathered just because some prick bumped into me!

Sonic?