The Universe doesn't exist.

Teamwork works on the basis of if you work together you will do better than you could've alone.

So 2=3

Subtract 2 from both sides.

0=1

Every one atom in the universe = 0 atoms.

Therefore you are all a part of my imagination.

No, you're all part of my imagination. I just made you think we're all part of your imagination. Keikaku douri.

You have your maths all wrong.

2n = 2

Subtract 2 from both sides.

0n = 0.

Divide by Zero

n = 0/0 aka as undefined as it gets in Calculus.

A straight line up the y-axis =/= end of the universe. 0=1 does. Yeah, I came ready fo this.

Your first proof is incorrect. All "teamwork better than working alone" proves is that 2>1. Teamwork between three people works better than teamwork between two, so 3>2.

So subtracting 2 from both sides shows that 1>0.

We're good.

Everyone in this thread has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Mathematics.

^^ Sorry I meant teamwork is better than two people working alone. So 2>2.

Actually, that would be 1 team > 2 individuals.

Yeah but 2 people (pep.) = 1 team (tem.)

But now you're comparing apples and oranges, so your proof STILL doesn't work.

Both are fruit and 1 apple = 1 orange.

Is this just a "riff on the OP by using Insane Troll Logic" thread or something?

Of course S/He is trolling, lulz.

Touhou is the universe?

I proclaim this disco ball to be the universe.

*holds up disco ball*

Then the disco ball doesn't exist.

Of course universe exists!

How else I could be not from Universe if it didn't exist?

If the universe doesn't exist, and we're all part of your imagination, than where are you?

I am the universe!

And then Hungertoad was a universe.

2+2= Dialga.

Worst architecture I've ever seen.