The Totally Radical Thread for Crotchety Old Bitches

Man, I hope you get a picture.

That sounds like something out of Calvin And Hobbes.

I'm thinking of starting a general sex education thread in Yack Fest. It wouldn't be graphic or raunchy. Just a place where people could ask questions like "Have moved to (country), do not know which brand of condoms are least likely to break" or "Experiencing horrible pain in uterus which goes away as soon as menses are over, doctor?" and not risk being ninja'd by a joke.

In Yack Fest?

Really?

How many of the habituees have uteruses? Or have ever been around one?

edited 15th Dec '11 9:23:07 PM by blackcat

I don't think it is a question of which bit of anatomy they have, as so much can YF be mature enough to not drag the thread down into the gutters. My thought is no they can't be trusted to behave.

edited 15th Dec '11 9:23:49 PM by TuefelHundenIV

Yeah, I think OTC would be easier to keep near the intent.

OTC would be a better fit. Even then you would have to watch it like a hawk to ensure it stays Kosher.

Or you could use OTC.

Agreed OTC.

Roboclause Eddie has spoken. TO THE OTC WITH YOU! <claps Lerad and her topic and Irons and hausl them off to the relevant section>

I'm all mad at the Korean Drama I've been watching. I've seen enough of them now to recognize the way some tropes are manipulated and frankly, some of the conventions piss me off. I'm pretty sure that I know where this is going, but I've been wrong before. And I liked these characters up until today.

Rehearsals are going well but I still need one actor. Can the Cobbies please send me actor voodoo?

<Has lerad and her topic in irons still> How about a sacrifice :P Just kidding I wouldn't do that.

Ask Eddie he may know someone >:3

Right, OTC it is. Sorry for the delay, I got distracted with Freecell.

Lol. Good Luck Lerad.

I'll keep an eye on that one too Lera. It's a good idea, and i at least know how to ask about yeast infections in german. (yeah that was a bad experience. But a good learning moment)

Posted, woo.

Now back to Freecell.

Presumably all of them at least once in their lives, unless you think some of them were found under rocks, evolution of mold, or otherwise the result of asexual reproduction.

edited 15th Dec '11 11:29:37 PM by Nohbody

Or spawn from my now defunct super soldier breeding program.

*reads post, then looks at avatar*

God-Emperor Tuefel Hunden IV?

edited 16th Dec '11 12:08:24 AM by Nohbody

That's right. Behold my mighty...erm. Yeah lets just forget that project and turn it loose quietly in Australia.

A spell to attract the services of the right actor for a play.

Supplies:

• 4 blue candles
• a goblet filled 3/4 of the way with water
• jasmine incense
• a penny

Procedure:

Put the four candles around you: one north, one south, one east, one west. Light the candles and the incense. Sit in the center of the candles, facing west. Put the goblet in front of you. Invoke the element of water by repeating 4 times: "Let the water show the location of my actor." Look into the water until a picture forms in your mind of a location. Go to stage center, think of the location you discovered, and leave the penny. Your actor will arrive there shortly.

edited 16th Dec '11 3:40:33 AM by FastEddie

An amusing look backwards.

"Isn't it foolish of us to shop for Christmas gifts when, by this time next year, the only things we need may be Geiger counters and fallout shelters?"

Oh god, 1961 the year of the Bay of Pigs incident, one of my earliest memories of unimaginable terror. The nuns sent us home from school telling us to pray that the world didn't end over the weekend. It didn't but I think that ranks as the WORST EVER homework assignment to give a six year old.

Growing up in the shadow of the cold war was NOT fun.

I am gathering information on growing a vegetable garden. This is how bored and unproductive I'm feeling.

I'm installing Linux on Drunk Scriblerian's laptop.