Let's MST: Like a G6

Hook

TOM: A 1991 movie starring Dustin Hoffman.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard

When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard

(ALL groan loudly)

Sippin sizzurp in my ride,

CROW: Lyrics by a drunken Dr. Seuss.

TOM: These are *lyrics*!?

like Three 6

MIKE: Three 6? This song worships the devil!!

CROW: If this song came from Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6

TOM: You sunk my battleship!!

Like a G6, Like a G6

MIKE: He feels like one of the six largest European Union members?

Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6

CROW: Uh, sir, the Grad Class of ’06 happened already.

Verse 1

TOM: Ah, good, maybe we’ll find out more about this “G6.”

Gimme that Mo-Moet

Gimme that Cry-Crystal

TOM: And gimme, gimme, gimme, a man after midnight.

Ladies love my style, at my table gettin wild

CROW: Mike, take this down. Chicks dig guys with stutters who sound like five year olds.

Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop

Now give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don’t stop

MIKE [barkeep]: Sir, don’t you think you’ve had enough?

TOM [angry drunk]: I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!!!

(808) Hell Yeaa

CROW: Hooray for random numbers!

Drink it up, drink-drink it up,

ALL: WHOOO!! CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!

When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk

TOM: What do the drunk girls act like?

MIKE: Super-crazy nutty drunks?

They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk

MIKE: Uh, why?

When sober girls around me actin-actin like they drunk

CROW [angry] : Okay! We heard you the first time!

Hook

TOM: Is there any hope of finding out what a G6 is?

MIKE: I don’t think so.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard

When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard

CROW: Of course, the morning hangover makes me feel like a gizzard.

Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6

Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6

TOM: Ah, yes, feeling like the Group of Six is something to be proud of, alright

Like a G6, Like a G6

Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6

Verse 2

MIKE: Maybe we’ll find out this verse, guys.

Sippin on, sippin on sizz, Ima ma-make it fizz

CROW: Alka-Seltzer and Beer. Weird combination.

Girl i keep it gangsta, poppin bottles at the crib

TOM: I’m a robot who lives in space and even I know this is not how a real gangster acts.

This is how we live, every single night

MIKE: We die of liver failure by age 30! Whoo-hoo!!

Take that bottle to the head, and let me see you fly

TOM “Take that bottle to the head!?” When did this song get so dark all of sudden?

(808) Hell Yeaa

Drink it up, drink-drink it up,

CROW: “Sounds of a College Frat Party” did not sell well.

When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk

They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk

When sober girls around me actin-actin like they drunk

TOM: Lines so nice, we hear them thrice!

Hook

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard

When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard

CROW: Where the bathroom at? I gotta pizzard.

Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6

Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6

MIKE: It’s nice to know that you like Group 6 of the Periodic Table so much.

Like a G6, Like a G6

Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6

TOM: The guy’s a lousy Bingo caller. He keeps calling the same number each time.

Bridge

Its that 808 bump, make you put yo hands up

Make you put yo hands up, put yo, put yo hands up

CROW: Is this an armed robbery? What’s going on now?

(You can’t Touch this')

MIKE: Boy, once you rip off MC Hammer, you can’t go any lower.

Its that 808 bump, make you put yo hands up

Make you put yo hands up, put yo, put yo hands up

(You can’t Touch this)

TOM [crying]: Mii-iike!! Make the repeating stop!!

MIKE: It’s okay, Tom.

Hell Yeaaa, Make you put yo hands up, put yo put yo hands up

Hell Yeaaa, Make you put yo hands up, put yo put yo hands up

CROW: This song is truly the voice of a generation.

Hook

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard

When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard

CROW: If we do it wrong, we get turned into lizards.

Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6

Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6

MIKE: The third note in the whistle register?

TOM: Mike, give it up.

Like a G6, Like a G6

Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6

ALL: And you just didn’t care.

edited 17th Oct '10 9:37:49 AM by mst3kluv

• sigh* IT'S A PLANE! A G6 IS A PLANE! THEY'RE REALLY DRUNK AND THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE FLYING! GAWD!

Specifically, it's a plane flier than a G4. I unfortunately can't find the interview right now that implies they may not even have known a G6 existed.

Essentially, it said "Drake talks about G4s. What would be flier than a G4? Well, obviously a G6 would be flier than a G4. So there you do."

Wait. Their orientation is a reel of popculture refernces to their product? Hmm. Something we may want to try...

Wait. Their orientation is a reel of popculture refernces to their product? Hmm. Something we may want to try...

...I'm just going to assume Chronix's repetition was on purpose.

Y'know, I rather liked reading this. Especially the "Super-crazy nutty drunks?" part. I think there's definitely something funny about that phrase...maybe because it sounds like some kind of candy? Get your super-crazy nutty drunks, with the new caramel center! I'm aware that sounds a tad stupid, but if this song can sell, it proves that people are bound to buy anything. And one more thing...

...I'm just going to assume Chronix's repetition was on purpose.

I love you a little right now.

Are you only going to do poems/songs? Or will you do other things? Because either way, I long to read more!