Embodiment of Paradox
If you played enough games, you'd know crushing damage is the only type of damage that really works properly.
- gets in jeep -
Hit it!
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A big truck pulls up near by.
Jamais vu
ok. -hits jeep with hammer- TRUCK! ITS THE ARMY! WE'RE SAVED! 
edited 12th May '10 4:30:32 PM by thespacephantom
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Took them long enough.
edited 12th May '10 4:31:29 PM by Keybreak
Embodiment of Paradox
- gives phantom a Dope Slap -
Not you.
Fine then. Let's search for it... away from where the zombies last found us, okay?
Awwww hell...
edited 12th May '10 4:32:11 PM by MuNuXi
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Joe: Stay back I have to disarm the anti zombie bombs.(there on the out side of his truck.)
edited 12th May '10 4:34:13 PM by Tachyonwolf
Embodiment of Paradox
I knew it... the idiots are here...
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Joe War Hammer: Hello. I'm Mr. Hammer. Sargent Joe War Hammer. And don't you know were planing on burning this place.
edited 12th May '10 4:37:03 PM by Tachyonwolf
Jamais vu
Hurry up and get us out of here, Hammer!
edited 12th May '10 4:36:56 PM by thespacephantom
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Well there's a bit of a problem there. No one can leave not even me.
Embodiment of Paradox
"Burn" the place? Since you're going around disabling anti-zombie bombs, i sure hope you're talking napalm.
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What, the city's been quarantined?
*Creeps up behind War Hammer guy and sinks teeth into his shoulder.*
Jamais vu
-whips out magnum and shoots Scrounge- Guys, I got a confession. I knew about this. All of this. I helped create the zombie virus.
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Embodiment of Paradox
Aaaaand there he goes... sigh...
Oh really? Might tell us what their weakness is? Besides me, of course.
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Jamais vu
They don't have one. Be thankful its only virulent if you die.
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Jamais vu
DOUBLEPOST TOAST
edited 12th May '10 4:42:32 PM by thespacephantom
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Really now. -fires a burst at the zombies- People never take the time to thank you for that, do they?
Jamais vu
-shoots zombies- nope.
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So there's absolutely no way to stop any of this? -alternates psychic blasts and machine gun-
*Stops moving... Shame about the rest of the zombies closing in, really.*
Embodiment of Paradox
The old "shoot the head" trick still work?
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Jamais vu
I knew what would happen if one of the test subjects got out, so I gave them only one weakness...Fire, and lots of it.
Headshots might work, too. -glances around- crap. Back-to-Back Badasses , anyone?
edited 12th May '10 4:46:27 PM by thespacephantom
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Well I gave the order to blow all of the zombies to kingdomcome. I also knew that someone need to make sure none get out. So I told my men to bomb me and this whole godforsaken place to dust!
I think hammers are the bane of zombies.
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