I Read That As: The Forum Version

Pennies yes. Penises.. over my dead body!

Final Starman (troper name) as Final Strawman

Big Bad—> Big Bird

Anime Conventions -> Animal Conventions

I like to imagine that they'd be conventions of animals, as opposed to ones about them.

Final Starman > Final Santorum

"Why is honesty considered rude in the job market?" —> "Why is honesty considered nude in the job market?"

ccoa -> cocoa

"The Fine Art of Songwriting" -> "The Fine Art of Strawmanning"

I saw "he Fine Art of Something".

"My pants are on fire..." -> "My parents are on fire..."

I think that would be even worse.

If you take it metaphorically, it's actually kind of okay. Good, even.

TvTropers Coffee club -> TvTropers Coffin club.

Gadgets and electronics you own -> Gadgets and electronica you own

Weird things noticed in anime. -> Weird things noticed in a mine.

I always see odd green things, that explode when you come to close to them, in mines. Pretty weird if you ask me.

For some odd reason:

Tower Of God -> Mother Of God.

I keep reading "HONF" as "HONK".

I blame Gamzee.

Yeah, those are called Creepers. Bring a bow.

Anyway:

Questions about racism + 50 Days Without TVTropes -> 50 Days Without Racism

"Spiderman is real!" —> "Spidermom is real!"

Go figure.

On a different site, but it's TVT's fault:

There is no Gon like a Hexagon —> There is no Gorn like a Hexagon

Yeah, those are called Creepers. Bring a bow. ->Yeah, those are called Creepers. Bring a bowl.

I have fifteen kinds of beans... -> I have fifteen kinds of bears...

Oh, and nothing to do with the forum, but on the back of someone's shirt yesterday:

Ska For People Who Don't Like Ska -> Sex For People Who Don't Like Sex

I blame a weird font.

edited 22nd Apr '12 3:52:33 PM by MikeK

Complaining: Jerk Jock + A Game of Gods- Discussion Thread= A Game of Jocks- Discussion Thread

In OTC:

Do gun rights have anything to do with democracy? -> Do gay rights have anything to do with democracy?

...and I just read it as "HONL". Blame Gamzee + Tumblr.

EDIT:

Not on the forum, but on the wiki proper...

"In the remake Morgan is killed when Leatherface hangs him from a chandelier and saws him in half from the crotch upward." —> "In the remake Morgan is killed when Leatherface hangs him from a chandelier and kicks him in half from the crotch upward."

I did a double take at how cool/impractical that was (kicking someone in HALF?), until I realized I had somehow let my eyes wander into the next sentence, which had the word "kick" in it.

edited 24th Apr '12 4:16:24 PM by Pirka

Perceptions Of British People -> Perceptions Of Brutish People

Every time I see it. Maybe I subconsciously perceive British people as being Brutish?

edited 27th Apr '12 8:49:49 PM by MikeK