Corrupt-a-wish.

Removed.

edited 31st Jul '09 7:19:46 PM by slb1900

...What the hell? Seriously, what the hell?

Fine. You're not Optimus Prime. But you're on fire.

I wish I was Optimus Prime, without the out-of-nowhere exploding head.

You turn into a giant robot. You break through the ceiling as you transform, leveling the building and killing everyone inside. As you attempt to leave the city, you cause over a million dollars in collateral damage and kill over a hundred more people. You are immediately declared a threat to national security. You are surrounded by tanks and fighter jets, and are blown to smithereens.

slb is not Optimus Prime, but ninjas can't catch him.

Optimus Prime is nothing. I'd much rather pilot Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

edited 31st Jul '09 7:15:17 PM by Zudak

You are defeated by the Anti-Spiral King, because of your lack of manly awesomeness.

I wish I could finish all the anime series I started.

You are not anywhere near as hot blooded as Kamina (or Simon), so you fail and die.

I wish slb could properly corrupt wishes.

Wicked watches every anime series ever made from start to finish. He dies from lack of proper nutrition, after he dies from thirst.

Slb becomes a master of wish corruption, driving every single person on the planet to despair. They go mad and destroy the entire world.

I wish I was motivated to finish my liveblog of Evangelion.

You finish the liveblog, but because its Evangelion, you are now very depressed.

I wish Pandora Radio was better at finding good music.

NINJAD

edited 31st Jul '09 7:21:30 PM by slb1900

Pandora Radio finds Bobby G's awesome song. Your brain, unable to cope with the extremely high levels of awesomeness, literally explodes.

I've always wanted to visit the International Space Station.

This had better be spectacular.

[1]

I wish that I could play more originally.

You not only master three different languages as recommended by various organizations on earth to coordinate the work on the International Space Station, you're trusted enough to be given a position as supervisor on the station. You arrive there in a rocket, but find that an impact after takeoff caused a fuel leak, leaving the rocket incapable of returning. After arriving at the station, World War III breaks out. Russia and China begin bombing raids European nations, leading your two teammates (Russian and Chinese) to leer at you oppressively and demand your pretzels out of spite for your nation and your leadership position. Your 12-week stay at the International Space Station strands you with two people who force you to starve to death with no way of calling for help or getting more food.

I wish this site had more smilies.

EDIT: Tzetze plays originally enough to trump Stravinsky's Rite of Spring itself. You start riots who demand your life for committing blasphemy against art.

edited 31st Jul '09 7:35:32 PM by slb1900

Ninja'd, but whatever.

Are you kidding, Tzetze?! That was Made Of Win.

slb's new emoticon develops a will of its own and takes over the Internet, starting a nuclear war and ending the world in a fiery holocaust of nuclear destruction.

The fireball sets Tzetze on fire.

It sets me on fire too. I wish I had a fire extinguisher.

edited 31st Jul '09 7:35:10 PM by Zudak

I beat you to death with a fire extinguisher covered in Watchmen smilies.

But seriously though.

"Why so serious, Tzetze?" asks The Joker. Tzetze dies of fatal hilarity.

I wish I had superpowers.

edited 31st Jul '09 7:39:42 PM by Zudak

You are Blessed with Suck. Your super powered suck causes you and the rest of the world to collapse into a Black Hole. edit: oh and your exploits as a superhero are depicted in a comicbook, in which you are the titular character: "The Sucker", (No, your outfit is not that of a giant lollipop, that would've been too awesome)

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

edited 31st Jul '09 7:51:20 PM by GreatLich

You have 3 more wishes, but nothing happens. Must've been an Acme Product.

I wish my mind was unstuck in time.

edited 31st Jul '09 11:04:59 PM by Solstace

Your head asplodes due to the high activity.
I wish a monocle.

You indeed wish a monocle. You don't get to have one though. It sits there, frozen in the space-time continuum, forever immovable. You bang your head on it getting out of bed each morning.

I wish things no arbitrarily asplode.

A sorting algorithm for things asploding is formulated.
I wish additional pylons.

edited 1st Aug '09 1:15:40 AM by CoyoticEvil

You get additonal pylons, but the zerg rush. kekeke.

I wish I had a cake.

You get a huge cake. Unfortunately, there's a dead stripper inside. You're traumatized.

I wish I wasn't a virgin.

Congratulations you are no longer a virgin! You now have an STD as well.

I wish my cat was named Steven instead.

edited 1st Aug '09 7:59:16 AM by Aondeug

Your cat is named Steven. You feel like an idiot for not just renaming your cat yourself.

I wish to rule the world. Heavy disaster potential here, so I wanna see some creativity

You rule the world, so lousily you are quickly executed —by guillotine, not set ablaze. Third world war ensues. Then only twinkies, fruitcake and cockroaches are left.
I wish to get rid of this damn fruitcake.

You get rid of the fruitcake by eating it. You get diarrhea.

I wish I had coffee.