Corrupt-a-wish.

You spill the cup before you can drink any of it.

I wish for a scouter.

edited 9th Dec '09 5:11:54 AM by Daionus the 23rd

It breaks whenever someone says a certain meme.

I wish that all of my plans worked.

Guess what it says about your opponent's power level.

I wish I had a power level over nine thousand.

Granted. Too bad that will ultimately mean absolutely nothing.

I wish had an Eyepatch of Power

edited 9th Dec '09 5:15:04 AM by Daionus the 23rd

You'll have to pay with an eye, my boy.

I wish I had perfect grades.

You all got them through cheating. enjoy your superficial intelligence.

I wish for CHEEZE!!!

edited 9th Dec '09 5:54:19 AM by SilverBlack

Granted. It's moldy

I wish I understood statistics better

edited 9th Dec '09 5:50:45 AM by SapphireFlame

granted, too bad most of them are wrong

I wish my basketball team didn't suck so much.

Granted. It moves up into the pro leagues where it gets curbstomped.

I wish I had a faster PC.

Granted. Your PC can now run. It runs away when you get up to eat something.

I wish I had more money.

It is incredibly mobile, really! It runs on pentium 2, but God, it can run 50mph! guess great minds think alike, he he

you are a penny closer to being rich

I wish my didn't mouse act up and double clicks on its own

edited 9th Dec '09 6:27:32 AM by SilverBlack

I take your mouse.

I wish I were a charmer.

edited 9th Dec '09 6:27:12 AM by Kinkajou

Granted. You are a snake charmer. Sadly, you can't find any girls who are into your talents.

I wish that had psychic powers.

Kinkajou: Your charmingness leads to you having sex with lots of women, all of whom have STDs.

Daionus: You read everyone's mind and find out that they all secretly hate you.

I wish my headache would go away.

edited 9th Dec '09 6:29:18 AM by The Jackal

you can charm ants.

your headache is gone, and so is your head.

I wish for a new mouse

edited 9th Dec '09 6:29:55 AM by SilverBlack

I give you a mouse, from the pet store.

I wish for a plate.

edited 9th Dec '09 6:29:52 AM by Kinkajou

Granted you are crushed beneath your new tectonic plate.

I wish I had pyrokenesis.

It comes without the Required Secondary Powers of immunity to fire, so you burn yourself to death.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

you roast yourself alive.

good luck doing things right away.

I wish you didn't grant wish a second ahead with the same corruption I was going to, It's starting to get creepy

edited 9th Dec '09 6:35:18 AM by SilverBlack

Granted. You never take a break and die of overworking.

I wish I could perform PSI Rockin Omega.

AAARGH, AGAIN?

You can only do it once, [[Level Grinding once you get to make your level value overflow.

I wish this 'faster than me with same corruption' would really stop.

edited 9th Dec '09 6:40:26 AM by SilverBlack

I ninja you some many times you get dizzy.

I wish for coffee.

I give you a cup of Joe which basically removes your ability to sleep

I wish for satisfaction

You get a piece of paper with satisfaction scrawled on it.

I wish for a copy of Warcraft III that never crashed, and is a perfect copy.

Granted. The copy in question is incompatible with your computer.

I wish the Ice Cream truck would come by my house every day of the year.